GeorgyZhukov is banned for implying I can write and compose music professionally. That would require me to be able to play the piano professionally. Not yet, but soon.
Epiccheesegrater is banned for having multiple accounts because he is to silly billy to remember his password.
BattalionOfRed is banned for presuming to know the mystery of the druids, which hasn't actually been solved. Only the fact that the druids have a mystery.