What do you look like?

That was not a legally binding contract!! Everyone thinks Stalin and I are getting married. Do you want to be my second husband?

Our marriage was arranged long before you were dating Stalin.
You're my ho now.

That's a shoop. I can tell by the pixels!

Never happened.

The JPEG fractals in your eyes tell me that you're trying to Jew your way out of our marriage.

.....I hate both of you.

You're just not... Jewish enough for me. I'm sorry D:

In order to try and rerail this topic (hah), here's a picture of me chilling on a bunch of rocks in Iceland:

So I'm guessing Stalin is Jewish now.

Oh yeah, because I have him by the balls like everyone thinks.

Well you are a woman so its natural lol.

there is no proof of this.

MY GOD YOUR RIGHT, THEN MAYBE I HAVE A BEARD TO.

Oh, yeah, ignore my picture, you assholes.

Holy shit. Sorry, it's hard for us to notice the dutch when they hide in rocks like that.

Or at all...

Who are you?

Why do both of your pictures feature you sprawled across a beach?

He really likes the beach.

Well, we don't have too many rocks around here, so we roll around in them whenever we can.

Screw you.

Neither picture was taken on a beach.

We could say Dutch people like to... *sunglasses* be stoned. YYEEEEAAAAH!

HAHAHA