What do you look like?

You guys have the same mustache. Cute!

The difference is mine doesn't look like a rat's stomach, it's just bright in my room.

That's what they all say.

I look like my avatar. Doppelganger.

When I feel like it. I've switched to electronic cigs lately, though. I can smoke everywhere and there's no smell. Moderately safer and more economical.

How does an electronic cigarette even work, anyway?

It uses nicotine and vapor. No tar or any of that shit. You inhale, the tip lights up. You inhale the vapor and voila. Actually I look like this. But this was pre-Orthodoxy.

It's a female! Quick, everyone act really awkward!

Great way to end page 60 tbh.

So you're Jewish AND female? Well, here come the you're-the-next-mod jokes...wait, you are Jewish, right? I think I read that somewhere.

Lol'd

Yes, I am Jewish and definitely female. But do you guys really want another Communist mod could be a conspiracy?

Oh, no it's one of those crazy running gags we have going on here, where people joke about all Jewish people and females instantly get promoted to mods, so it shouldn't be long before you, a combination of both, will become subject of said running gag.

Oh Jesus. I see, I see. I only know three or four of the mods on a more personal level and only one is female. No Jews so far. I have yet to find the members of that niche here.

Well, you had Matt, but he left, and then there's MayorEmanuel, who pops in every once in a while, who were/are both mods and Jewish, as far as I can tell.

And Matt was supposedly a member of the Glorious IDF.

Matt wasn't a Jew. That's for sure. I've heard all those stories. I'm sure he's still around here though. I'd just love to discuss Judaism with him.

Hey, he said "Shalom" all the time, if he ain't a Jew I don't know who is.

So I could say allahu akbar and that means I'm a Muslim? lol.

How do you know alot about the history of our forums, is Chives telling you our whole forum life history o.0