What do you look like?

HAHAHA OH LAWD

Allow me to readjust myself: I said no such thing.

Over 9000 years in MSPaint.

Yeah, I'm not proud to admit that took way longer than it should have. I tried to go a different direction with it and botched it completely before settling on something more simple.

This is my best attempt at a Toast Dildo.

If someone sees this on my computer I have to explain this, bear this is mind.

Good luck with that...

Thank you, friend.

If this needs to be taken down, then I'd love it if you would just ask me to remove it before you start handing out bans.
EDIT- REMOVED DUE TO MODS/AIDS

I hope he's lurking the forum right now and witnesses this.

He can rage about it in a month.

Somehow I don't think he'll be raging about it. I'll still be counting down for a month, though.

I wonder if he'll come back at all.

Perhaps he killed himself.

I hope he made it creative though, like hanging himself from a ceiling fan, other than merely shooting himself in the head.

Not that unlikely. Someone who plans to move to NK obviously doesn't value self preservation too highly.

Seppuku.

I found it incredibly hard to type that due to laughing, so i'll just leave it at that.

I just want you guys to know that you have brightened my morning like no other thread/topic/post ever has.

I'm glad.

Not once did I wish it, dear sir.

Although Che wished death upon millions.