we are members of stalins hiver empire

I do not know why so many fellow bugs of the Hiver race seem to hate Ronald Raygun I work for him rounding up runaway "workers" and working in security I make good wages for my work and am part of his inner circle. I am against the rule in the constitution saying u have a right to defend your self against Ronald Raygun and surly I have heard enough from are leader STALIN! that shows he admires Rayguns work and if you hate Ronald Raygun for owning slaves then in showing you hate Raygun you show u hate STALIN! and the whole Hiver race as well.

urgent genocide news my queen

An urgent message about our military methods has reached my ears. it has come to my atetion that we have commited massive genocide to fairly weaker nations. whall this is totally justified by our constituion, we are not obeying military legistics due to the lack of shotgun related genocide. though gunpowder wepons have been all but eliminated in our society, we can't forget basic military tactics outlined by sun tzu's The Art of War; our your bestselling original book "The Hivers' Art of War". but as only vice president of our military wing. Full shotgun genocide usage can only be used in conjunction with the military president's aproval, and our Chief Justice's concent. seeing as how you fill both of those positions, I shall wait for your replly my Queen.

I am a soldier in Queen Stalin's Navy and I say there is nothing so satisfying as obliterating Tarka civilians.

Death to all tarkas who stand in the way of the great stalin the queen. :twisted:

Also distruction to all space dolphins

HAHAHA

Prepare to die, hivers for we xenomorphs have come!!!!!!!!

XENOMORPHS IS THE BEST ALIEN BUGS

i would love to add to the constitution that the emperor STALIN! will have supreme control over all alien races wether they are in the empire or not. grand emperor STALIN! has the right to send troops to your space-house and turn you into a slave regardless of where you live.

also i would like to think we need a voting system.
all residents (worshipers) will have a vote and all will be counted and valued equally...... as long as they agree with STALIN!'s decision.


that is all.


theteremaster: minister for public affairs

Death to the tarkas!!!! Poem

Lasers are red.
Planets are blue.
let's kill some tarkas.
And melt some too.

discraceful troop behavior.

My Queen I have recently experienced problems with my troops on my ships. During a recent transport to a tarken planet we ran out of food and some of my troops were unwilling to sacrafice themselves to feed my best pet. They were pitiful. My Queen we need to teach them the ways of our greatest prehistorical warriors, The Banglings. The stories of our Bangling warriors will no doubt make our troops more willing to sacrifice themselves for the hive. I shall wait for your approval to teach these lesson in our naval schools my Queen.

Vice President of Hiver military branch,
Unknown Infestation

Captain's Log: Day 96
Omega Fleet XIII
Mission: Exploration of other galaxies

Today, we saw some ruins of a large fleet of an unknown civilization. We were able to find an escape pod in the middle of the wreckage which we pulled aboard our ship. Using my extensive knowledge in different species, I concluded that the surviving creature was what was known before by humans as a jellyfish. He muttered something about a snake-like space ship which wrapped around the jellyfish fleet and crushed with ease. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw through the window a green ship shaped like a snake slip away amongst the ruins. When I turned back to the jellyfish, he had pulled out a tesla pistol, aimed it at itself, and squeezed its tentacles around its trigger. We have yet to see any more of this jellyfish species but I am almost sure that the space-snakes have no doubt destroyed them already and by the way that ship saw us, I believe we are next.


My Lord, this was given to us by one of the space dolphins who said they found a black box from a destroyed Octopus Hitler that was drifting in space. The damage is like nothing we have ever seen. We must take consideration that these space snakes might be coming after our homeworld. I beg of you to prepare my Queen and calm the people before word gets out.

PS: Kill Ronald Raygun, he is planning to hide 10 thousand barrels of explosive anti-matter under your palace my Queen.

WANTED
Have you seen this man

His Alias is Ronald Raygun
Age : uncertain
Race: Human/Tarken Hybrid mongrel
Wanted for: 679 accounts of the selling of Hiver pods as personal Tarken slaves
the selling of Hiver secrets (e.g. attack plans ) to Tarken government
murder of 7 members of Hiver custom's service
the insulting of the master race Hivers
Living illegally on Hiver home world
and the illegal purchase of a experimental Raygun.
Wanted dead or alive for 20000000 Hiver credits with a bonus for torcher
Should be considered armed and dangerous
Information should be given to Hiver commander in charge of high profile crime's across
the Empire Commander StephenMacG
Signed
Hiver high profile crime Commander
StephenMacG

Dammit, my Queen! Build new ships already!

Attack the Dolphins, they're blowholes (lame puns ftw)

Dear Emperor Stalin,

Let me applaud your excellent administration and conquest of the galaxy! I am the Admiral in charge of Alpha Fleet IV, the fleet known for executing the total conquest of the Tarkan race. I must say your efforts in the Navy are ones to be praised by all the names across the Hive. When I first became in charge of a fleet, I was worried that we would fall behind in our Military Power, but when you upgraded your ships to the TTD Octopus Hitlers, I knew that we would kick some serious ass. I had never seen so many Octopus Hitlers in my life! And the TTD Slaughterhouse! When they approach enemy planets, our enemies are saying "It's a Slaughterhouse!" and when their fleet gets destroyed they say "It's a Slaughterhouse!" It's been an honor serving our Navy for the glory of The Hive and I appreciate all the medals that I have been honored for my service.

Sincerely,

Admiral KingofdaHipHop of Alpha Fleet IV

Space dolphins must die

The human called STALIN! Shepard has been punching us and speaking what we think is English... He's so adorable that wme can't kill him. He's also travelling with a space bird and a space dolphin... What should we do???

[Our of character: I hope you don't mind that I edited out some spelling mistakes and added a new, and more importantly working picture]

Captain's starlog, April 26, 2409:

It has been several moons since I have been forced into exile due to increasing hostilities with the Hiver populace.
After all I've done for them [...] it seems the once supportive establishment has now turned against me as well. I've just been informed by my loyalists of an enormous bounty which has been put on my head and my official status as an outlaw.
To this effect I have teamed up with the human named STALIN! Shepard and his two Liir and Morrigi companions. I do not enjoy the company of other races (specially that filthy space dolphin) but desperate times call for desperate measures, plus I like the human's approach to problem solving (punching everyone in the face).

For now we'll be retreating to my personal Death Star which I've cleverly disguised as a moon just outside Hiver jurisdiction. Someday I will have my revenge!

Ronald Raygun, logging off.

My dear Queen,

We were slow, and have lost the STALIN! Shepard. He was taken by that wanted slave trader... I am losing faith Empire my queen. Once you find this letter you will have realized I have left with the amazing STALIN! Shepard. Maybe, once the nations all join together, I will make my story into a video game...

Sincerely,
Surfusa, the science bug

My queen we were slow but successful