we are members of stalins hiver empire

Centurion,

Are our bugettes not to your liking? - Speak such blasphemy again and I shall have you sent to the esteemed one, in chains & let our mighty ruler decide your fate! Just because you have not been blessed with re-prodctive organs, doesn't mean you are to look at these two-legged vermin... I have been blessed with organs vital for love making, and the great Imperator has seen fit to award me with 36 children & 6 wives - you have no knowledge of Hiver beauty, you have no knowledge our ways - centipede!

Xa' Nephar

yup that is easy to see

Yep sorry my bad.

Captain Davian Thule is pleased to annouce he has recused several Taraqs from worlds yet untouched by the horde and is now returning to his Human Warrior Nomads stronghold ship to gather the whole Chapter to help put up a fight against the greedy tendrils of the bug horde and see if we can not stem the flow for just long for the Taraqs to become nomads like us. Our bolters shall never tire until we have fought our enemies to oiur last breath!

Yep sorry my bad.

Captain Davian Thule is pleased to annouce he has recused several Taraqs from worlds yet untouched by the horde and is now returning to his Human Warrior Nomads stronghold ship to gather the whole Chapter to help put up a fight against the greedy tendrils of the bug horde and see if we can not stem the flow for just long for the Taraqs to become nomads like us. Our bolters shall never tire until we have fought our enemies to oiur last breath![/quote]


your last breath shall come quickly then for after your pitiful fleet is wiped out those Taraqs shall be enslaved by the crawler guard

hopeful waiting for the crawler guard to notice

Oh Great Queen Stalin I, s lowly hiver minion, suggest that you prep the genocide capable nuclear warheads to eliminate all remaining human life. Except for my pet Steve.

commander Xa Nephar

you have clearly misunderstood, now that the operation is in work i now am authorized to give you the full story of operation: Steal All of Their Women, it started after the Juu' Zian incident i got an idea on how we can enslave an entire species and be able to eliminate an entire species in a minimal senda, a gust of wind from our grand queen's wings. the idea was to alter the DNA of all females of the species (which will pass on as they reproduce) that can be cotroled to cause spontaneous nuclear fusion. we use that as a threat and if they dont cooperate, kaboom. i first piched the idea to the queen after the debriefing of the incident, she told me to keep it on a strict classified basis, i advised her to let you know but i dont know if she did or not. it isnt safe to talk about it here. when i find davian thule's hide out i will hope you will be on the same ship of friendship as me on the invasion so we can talk more about it in person.

centurion Ze' Rezaag

Great Hiver Queen Stalin! I was aboard a TTD Refinary one day when I was suddenly told that were to prepare for battle formations. Being in the glorious Hiver army, I was prepared to do my worst for the Empire - but suddnely the commander issued orders for us to head full speed ahead, away from our lines, into the enemy planet!

We were all incredibly confused, but he told us it would all be alright and went forwards. Not ten minutes later, many, many missles came out and struck the ship. We were on our last legs but the Commander continued the order to go full speed forwards, rather than brace for destruction or assume a fighting position. I ran to the escape pods, and after getting past many guards aboard the ship I managed to escape just in time before the ship exploded. I was sent directly through the cockpit of a Space Pig ship and after being beaten severly, managed to limp into one of their escape pods and AGAIN cheat death.

I was sent rocketing into the planet before I crashed into a major city. I was met with confused faces speaking in random gibbersih, and they were about to turn me over to the authorities before giant death lasers started ravaging the city. They all ran for cover, as did I. I managed to hide out in a small ditch, watching Space Pigs being vaporized left and right. After passing out from shock, I woke up and saw only a barren landscape where a lush city once was.

It's almost dark, and I hear scary noises....
Help me.

Dear
My queen When will you allow me to do your Nails you also need some Highlights and some conditioner wouldn't Hurt either. A good queen must have Great Presence in front of her Subjects I mean just the other day a Princess from the center worlds Thought she was a match for your beauty What a little Tart I swear your Majesty once someone gets power they just turn absolutely Stupid Any ways how about that appointment C'mon your majesty I'm the greatest Stylist in all of the Hiver Empire But i Absolutely WILL NOT!!!!! work with Space Dolphins

Sincerely
Mistress Mandy

I picked up this letter in deep space What does it mean your Majesty

Here's a poptart, if that helps.

Dear Queen Stalin!,

I would like to inform you that our TTD Octopus Hitler's are terribly out of date, and are not as effective as they were at their first development. I suggest the creation of a new battle-cruiser with more LAZORS, kind of like a mini TTD Ship of Friendship.

-Captain of TTD Octopus Hitler

you mean mini TTD slaughterhouse(ship of friendsship is a crusiser like the octopus hitler and the TTD slaughterhouse is a dreadnote)

Dear Queen Stalin, after my nearly fatal crash into the barren enemy planet, one of your Captains saw fit to, rather than save me, sent down a Poptart...

What am I supposed to do with this?

Build a fusion powered battleship and get back to your post.

Imperator,

I am unfortunately informing you, that I have been seriously wounded... in a strange yachting accident - I lost most of my face, legs & arms... I will be dead in 2minutes... also I never got Ronalds lizards, but don't worry I will be haunting you from now on, as the ghost of Hiver past... *makes funny ghost noises*

Xa' Nephar.

Dear STALIN!

Life has been pretty easy, but a new foe arises! It is a human by the name of STALIN! Shepard. I was wondering if you know of this human, and what we should do with him?

Oh great now I have a ghost to worry about killing me.

To "Queen" Stalin,

Hello, you ghastly thing. I have come to inform you that unless your empire surrenders and prepare themselves for
extermination pesticides that we have specifically prepared for you damned hivers. If not, prepare to meet things that
will decimate your planets. We superior humans will send a life form to your worlds capable of turning it into a desert
wasteland and eating you all as well. The life form is what you call Shai-Hulud (from Dune XD) as you learned from your
histories almost decimated your people once. Choose carefully, pest.

-Ambassador Jaerin Killean'us Hushia of the Humans

P.S. Shai-Hulud sends his regards

SANDWORMS FTW!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, I was reading some books in our Hiver library, and to my surprise I discovered that you can re-incarnate after you're dead, if our great Queen wishes, she can put your DNA into one of her eggs and the little bugger will be just like you !!!


PS: I'm serious, if you read the entire hiver description you will come up with this.

Edit:here, see death among hivers
http://www.kerberos-productions.com/for ... ?f=9&t=673

We have sucessfully taken the lizard homeworld. All hail Queen Stalin! Hoozah! Hoozah! Hoozah! We shall imprison Raygun next!

Prepare for extermination, pests..{Insert Long Evil Laugh}