we are members of stalins hiver empire

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  1. Spartandude Well-Known Member

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    I declare Article 4 of the constitution to be unconstitutional, ever since we allied with the dolphins me and Smuchee (yes that is his name) thought we would be happy and safe, damn you Jaise, as the founder of the TTD ships (which make up our navy now) i demand this be taken out of the constitution
  2. Uberotaku001 Well-Known Member

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    All non Hive species are inferior and tainting of the pure blood can only lead to abominations.
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    Especially the Tarka's, they send unscrupulous spies to attempt to destroy our empire from within.
  4. sirdust Well-Known Member

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    Since we are bugs only the queen is reproducing so i don't see any problem with interracial mating............ damn our queen was buisy!
  5. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    I am a hiver spaceship driver.Our spaceships are really slow and I can't get back to my children's birthdays becouse of it.Please godly bug queen Stalin (That sounds really weird) improve the speed of our ships.
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    We have a gate system, that makes up for our vessel's lack of speed.
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    Your going to spend your entire life on a foreign, barren planet anyway. So...
  8. Jaise94 New Member

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    Ok this is an edit to Article 4 of the Constitution.

    Article 4

    All relationships with any other sentient species, Humans, space dolphins,etc. are forbidden as they will taint our pure Hiver blood. No exceptions will be made. All other sentient species must assimilate to the Hive or to worship the one true god, the Queen of the Hive. Only Native Hivers are allowed to serve in the armed forces unless they are jetisoned out of the airlock with an explosive device on them.

    More changes can be made as no constitution is perfect.
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    hello im a the head ship builder on one of our many glorius planets and i have to say everthing is just fine the new designs are allways intresting to see and build. but it is not enough we need to go crazy let us build a massive fleet and conqure the whole galaxy heck why stop there lets take over the universe!
  10. Showboat0099 Well-Known Member

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    I am one of our researchers, and I am pleased to report that the number of high-tech research opportunities is remarkably high. Never have I seen so many rare high-tech techs able to be researched! May these techs bring us closer to universal domination, my queen!
  11. Te3hM@nW!thT3h Pl@N New Member

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    Dear Queen Stalin,
    I am but a humble insemination slave and I have a question: if we are an insectoid queen based people, why the buzz do you have us?
    From,
    buzzbuzzzbuzzbuzzbuz
  12. Look_at_this_guy New Member

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    Dear Stalin

    I am here to request to be a member of our intelligence agency nothing too special maybe in the field of gathering infomation from enemy agents,crews, and enemy business men by using tor.... i mean enhance interrogation methods. So please consider my request.
  13. EvG x Titan New Member

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    Dear "Queen" (rolls eyes)

    I am sending this message to inform you that you are soon to be overthrown and fed to my youngest children, don't you remember me mom?! i am princess 133/A you sent me to colonise the planet cetus, you didn't even ask me just shipped me off in that cramped ship when i was still a larvae how could you. anyways I've decided to rebel and take over as queen (insert evil laugh here) so enjoy your power while it lasts because it will be short lived,

    Hugs and Kisses your daughter Queen 133/A (formerly princess 133/A)

    P.S the grandkids can't wait to see you
    P.S.S this messenger drone will self destruct in ten seconds
  14. Leonidus of Sparta New Member

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    Plan for tarkan invasion and please execute spartandude

    Dear my great lord STALIN! ...buzz...
    I am high admiral of the great and almighty hiver navy ...buzz... And as a military genius I believe that we should use our new octopus hitler warships ...buzz... to attack the ...buzz... from the back creating a pincer movement now that we can transport without gates. ...buzz... Plus I think that spartandude should be put to death in the most painfull and gruesome way possible ...buzz... either that or give him to Ronald ragan ...buzz...

    Yours greatfully
    Leonidus slaghterer of the tarkas :)
  15. Golem Member

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    Dear "Queen" STALIN!

    It is an honor to serve in your mighty fleet as a gunner, may our new ships and superior technology bring you victory and crush the insignificant Tarkas and all others who oppose you and your glorious hiver empire.
  16. Masterbrett New Member

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    Dear queen stalin

    I belive that we should design far more ships each more diffrent then hivers and space dolphins so that our hated enimuies the tarkas will never be able to adapt to our fleets as they have in the past because they will be facing different ships in every battle thus their attempts to adapt will be met with horrible defeat.
  17. VladimirILenin Member

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    Dear Queen Stalin,

    I demand Socialistic reform! I demand an end to racism, slavery, and your oppressive style of ruling! I demand the legalization of inter-species marriage! I want Ronald Raygun executed! If these demands are not met, I will overthrow you and your oppressive regime!
    ??????? ?????????, ????????????!

    Yours truly,
    Vloda Leni
    P.S. May our fleets and armies liberate the oppressed Tarka. URA!!
    P.S.S. Let the red flag fly of the Hiver Empire!
  18. Voyala Member

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    I am very important to hiver politics!

    Sincerly,
    Drone 634/W
    Vice Assistant to the Under Secretary of the Reserve Advisor to the Council of Recomendations for the Plausibilty of Ammeding the Constitution of the Hiver Empire.

    Long Live the Queen.
  19. KillerVonKickAss New Member

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    All hail the badass queen

    Naming ships is a skill in my case (if you dont mind me saying) so here are a few suggestions

    TTB EL PRESIDENTE (GO TROPICO) :D
    TTB PEEW PEEW :D
    TTB THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE... IT'S PAIN :D
    TTB COOL STORY :D
    TTB S.T.A.l.K.E.R. :D
    TTB ROBO COP :D

    and of course

    TTB STALIN
  20. hitman27 New Member

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    nonsense! only the queen, princes, and princesses can mate. the workers just work and the warriors just fight and die. thats the right way :D

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