we are members of stalins hiver empire

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  1. Inquisitor burner of heretics

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    this is a thread to comment on how are leader the great Queen Stalin! is running our star-empire.

    i would first like to say a build up of a fleet for defense will help us greatly. along with a larger destroy fleet in our empire to handle the smaller threats.
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    Spread the Hiver across the galaxy! Destroy the humans!
  3. Surfusa Lost in space-time

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    Um, I wish to be on board of a battleship, may I master?
  4. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Hello! It's me again, your friendly neighbourhood entrepreneur Ronald Raygun.

    You may be wondering why I am here considering the last time you saw me I was in early 20th century China. Well it turns out the conspiracy theorists were right all along and I have reptilian ancestry, Tarka to be precise, which allowed me to live for so long.
    The best part is that now I have a real raygun *pew**pew*... oops, I accidentally just shot one of my Hiver slave miners... oh well, the little buggers are worth a credit a dozen.
    In case you didn't realize by now, time only made me even more unscrupulous.

    Anyway, look for me if you wish to trade for various future space goods or if you have some spare alien orphans to sell into slavery. See you around!
  5. Frederik Von Stebun Active Member

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    ugh 20Th century is over and its you that survives thankfully we are a monarchy so your capitalist ways are not going to work... also were do I apply for a Job?
  6. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    the hivers get bounuses in missile and projectile wepons so i guess yo should get some of those upgrades, making a few dedicated ships would be cool to for later game, (fast lazer ships and fighters/destroyers, missle cruisers, complete badass mass driver dreadnoughts.
  7. noelsoong This machine does not require caffeine to operate.

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    buzz buzz buzzbuzbuz!
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    That was truly the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. :p
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  11. Honor Harrington fan Member

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    Good day my Queen. I am admiral Harrington and once commanded a great navy in 20th century china in my previous life. I have to say I was quite impressed how the civies handled a intrusion by the Tarkas. However I was worried how the missiles didn't impact Tarkas warships. Our lasers are efficent enough. But please send some funding towards our missiles. And also build up the navy in case we have to defend ourselves once again. It's far too early to try to invade the Tarkas's homeworld.

    Sincerely Admiral Harrington

    P.S. Kill Ronald Regan! He has captured members of our hive!
  12. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    *legally purchased*
  13. Frederik Von Stebun Active Member

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    Its not captured unless he has proof of purchase.
  14. Honor Harrington fan Member

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    Its not captured unless he has proof of purchase.[/quote:1qm227zv]


    No, he legally bought them on the black market. And the black market is illegal, so therfore he bought those slaves illegally on interstellar law. The queen of the Hivers will hear of this for sure!
  15. Frederik Von Stebun Active Member

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    The Hives constitution never says anything about limiting slavery in our planets therefore those slaves are his property you Northener
  16. Honor Harrington fan Member

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    Ah yes your are correct but you forget, hiver council decided that slavery is wrong. They amended the constitution and that any other space faring species that owns slaves can be punished. Including Regan
  17. Artismoke Well-Known Member

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    As any other species this one would write an emotional response about slavery but this one is but a drone with no control over its own irrational feelings.

    Truly it is a good thing. Other species would benefit from the hive mind guiding them through life and beyond.
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    I suggest crushing the Tarka, as their navy consists entirely of small fleets of tankers and the occasional cruiser. We would annihilate them. Also, I suggest disposing of Raygun, as he is obviously a Tarka spy who seeks to enslave our glorious empire.
  19. Frederik Von Stebun Active Member

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    Sir, you are forgetting we the people have rights of illegal search and seizure, therefore Mr.Regan's slaves are his property and cant be taken away from him weather your in a free planet or a slave planet according to the supreme council ruling.
  20. thepope98 New Member

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    be the first to capture the galactic center for there are surely many valuable materials there.

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