If you had to choose how you die what would it be or why. Suicide is NOT an option. Drowning, getting shot, Flamethrower to the crotch. Anything is on the table. I honestly would like to die by getting hit by a train but an hour before, as a last supper I take 20 pounds of x-lax and a taco. The train has to be white or else you can't tell if the s- you know I you figured it out by now.
Well I just want to die peacefully (yes I know that sounds lame but I don't want to die in a painful way). Also you come up with some of the strangest threads I have seen.
I take that as a compliment. You want some messed up shit go to the Lybian and Sword of the Stars I superthread. Speaking of which can someone supply me with the link to that thread?
You people are fucking vaginas. How about swallowing 7 pounds of C-4? How about changing your eye droplits to highly toxic waste? Or the classic, jumping into the tiger shark tank?
Devouring faeces directly imported through a sewer, into coal-powered heavy machinery, through a tube and into a funnel in which industrial-grade human waste will be flushed into my organs sending me into intense convulsions as it pools in my stomach where the shitty-aroma splices with my stomach acid fumes causing a violent chemical reaction in which a pestilent putrid smell spurts out of my pores, filling the surrounding area with fatal amounts of flammable mist.
I want to die while skydiving. After I jump out of the plane and as I am falling, I want a meteorite to fall from the sky and hit me.
Burned at the stake. or Burned alive, I love being warm, so its a fitting death that I die warm. That's why when I die I am getting my body cremated.
I knew Toast wouldn't fail us on this one. Sounds a bit like something a Nurgle cultist would do, but I digress (into the nerdy world of Warhammer of course). Me, (apart from not wanting to die), I don't like the fact suicide is off the cards, because surely your own death is not something to be left to some other idiot. On that note, i'm gonna say going JFK-style would be good, if only because it implies i'll be somehow vaguely important by then.
Saving the pope from a radioactive tiger. I get wounded while killing the tiger I would die from the wounds. With a little luck I could even be canonized.
Why cant everyone be like Toast? Imagine a world where all music involves assholes, where phyicis is banned, and everyone talks in run on sentances.
Because then the world would be a much, much worse place and I would refuse to live here anymore. In that case I'd probably die launching myself into space.
That's a very insulting statement. You could at least make your hatred of me a little more subtle, not to the point of "I hate him so bad it makes me want to kill myself", although I do agree that it would make the world a substantially better place.
