I don't even have photoshop, oh but you do. But keep on lying Che. At least I know that you are a liar now.
To England, look, just on your border, the Vikings wait. Eager to strike and bring down all that Britian is. And should you beat them the Germans shall come, and while you may beat them both, you cannot beat them both AND me. However, I can not beat both you and Rome either. Let us reconsider this fueding over France. Understand that there is no way for us to dominate France without killing ourselves in the process. We'll either live together or we'll die alone. Let us join hands and beat back the savages that lie East.
So much for the Romani Imperium. Half of Italy is owned by Greece and everything else has been devided up by powers that are probably strogner than you. Wake up Jay, three sides can ALREADY hit your capital (Germany, Greece, and Aragon(me)..
I can't help but think of that propaganda poster from WWII. "When you drive alone, you drive with Hitler!"
Are you insinuating that I have some secret alliance with Germany or something, because I most certainly DO NOT! Also when you drive without a seatbelt, you drive with HITLER!
So much for settling things honorably on the face of battle. =P Instead we have backdoor dealings and secret alliances and such.
??? What does Germany have to do with this? There's three opertunities for you to die on Turn 1. So unless your super-lucky or you buy off the people who can attack you you'll be destroyed first in the game.