Unfortunately I'm a straight guy Rom, sorry to dissapoint you. =) Call @Lennins Beard if you want those kind of conversations again, lol.
I said this is all I have so far. One of the reasons I posted it was so you guys could add to it. I'll keep updating the OP.
Hallo, ich bin deutsch, Heil dem Führer der Grammatik Nazis! Liebe Jesu und der katholischen Kirche an der Ecke gehen. Besiegt den Kult der Schnittlauch.
What about me?! I can be the crazy Caucasian who thinks he's Korean and writes poetry on the town bulletin board.
Mas hablar español no és difícil, tente hablar portunhol!!!! (spanish speaking people might get it). Me Gusta portunhol