Epiccheesgrater's,PineappleJoe's and Dud's game

This is where we last left off:

The fighting in the trenches was bloody and went on for many days, until finally the forces of Epiccheesegrater were pushed out of the trenches and forced to pull back.

Meanwhile, a small vanguard force of newly enhanced genetically modified soldiers were sent to aid the armies of TheFuker0fG4m3s. After the airship The Emprah's Fureh arrived over the city they almost immediately parachuted upon Dud's line. For an instant, all broke out into chaos, however, Dud's well trained forces soon regrouped and led a counter-attack against the forces of Epiccheesegrater. The fighting was bloody, many soldiers on both sides were lost, but in the end Dud's forces pulled back to lick their wounds and set up defensive positions. Soon, the airspace above the city had been claimed by Epiccheesegrater's airships, reinforcements and supplies were provided and both sides settled in for brutal urban warfare.

Meanwhile, at Epiccheesegrater's high-security sanctum, the production of robot-decoy's had doubled, and soon they were in effect in many different area's confusing enemy intelligence.

Total Genetically Enhanced Super-Soldiers Deployed:1000
Total Genetically Enhanced Super-Soldier Casualties:450
Total Airships Deployed:23
Total Airships Lost:15
Total Robot-Decoy's Produced:47

"sire Dud's forces are under heavy attack should we divert some of our forces to help them?"
"we can't send in allot since we are pretty strech out here bus send in the 708th Airborn and some class C reservist he can use as canon fodder. Allot of cheesegraters forces were sendt to help his new ally. So seing that his air supperiority is no more over the main trench lines i want you to send 101st-501st Airborn to drop beheind there trenches use drones as escortes to attrackt AA fire send 10,000 drones and some bombers just for fun."

the planes flew silently over the trenches but as they got closer to the main line the chance of discovery grew so all the drones went on after burner to atrakt ettention. It worked the AA bateries and the few fighters anf orbital ships that remained where busy destroying the drones in the thousands. the bombers realised all there bombs then turned back. When the transport planes had saftly goten over the enemy lines the drones dropped out of the sky and exploded on contaced with the ground. the troopers parachuted a mere 100 km behind the last trenches in the cover of night and prepeared to attack"


transports lost:23/2,000
drones lost:10,000/10,000
bombers lost: 79/124

estimated enemy casualties.1,000-3,000

[spoiler:ngjsyzx1]Deploying 4th Brigade to assist the occupation of TheFukerofG4m3s country.
Deploying 32nd and 46th Mechanized Elements to the outskirts of the TheFukerofG4m3s Capital city.
Deploying the prototype "Red Baron" 45A-Y Stealth Attack Fighter/Bombers to the TheFukerofG4m3s Capital city.

Status Report: Successfully destroyed artillery positions along the outskirts and we have once again have artillery operational. The occupation is going better by the minute. We have successfully regained control of the skies.

Deploying 201st Air Battalion to TheFukerofG4m3s Capital City

Status Report: successfully dropped the paratroopers and the city is once again a brutal Urban Battleground.
The East side is in flames. 56,000 were sent to the fray. We have encountered the genetically enhanced soldiers
and we decided to bombard their supply lines with anthrax. However, 12 companies were cut off and 7 were completely
annihilated by cheesegraters forces. The supply lines are now broken for the moment. The lines are also
full of Radioactive Waste.
Back in the city we fought for three days with heavy casualties on both sides. But cheesegrater's forces had
to pull back in order to escape from being surrounded. We pursue cheesegraters forces to the border.
We now blitzkrieg the rest of the country.We have successfully gained control TheFukerofG4m3s Country and so we shall start to occupy and divide the land between the allies. However, I have a strong feeling that TheFukerofG4m3s is hiding in exile to fight back but in the mean time, biding his time.

Deploying half of the 201st battalion to the border where cheesegraters forces are supposedly hiding
Now sending reinforcements to the trench line. Expected to arrive in 3 days.

Infantry Casualties: 23,407
My Tanks destroyed : 78
Prototypes destroyed : 34

Estimated Civilian casualties : 50,389

Estimated Enemy Casualties: 40,451
Genetically enhanced soldiers killed: 108[/spoiler:ngjsyzx1]

OOC: What exactly is this? Do you guys want me to Moderate the losses?

no thx we want an everlasting game

but you can join in. well ask cheese he made the post.

Of course he can join in.

The new counter attack had caught the forces of CheeseGrater flat-footed, but the Genetically enhanced warriors stayed firmly entrenched, whilst Dud's forces steamrolled the majority of the allied nation.

Back on the Pineapple frontline, Pineapples forces had led a ruthless attack, massacring the majority of the conscripts there, and temporarily taking the line. However, in typical CheeseGrater manner, a merciless counter-strike was led by the infamous
Toxic Corps, which was infamous for it's use of chemical warfare and their intimidating protection suits. The Toxic Corps soon brutally gassed Pineapple's troops and swept through the trenches, killing any survivors.

In order to raise morale, EpicCheeseGrater came to personally speak to his people, and delivered a speech denouncing the enemy as murderers and psychopaths, and persuading every citizen it is their duty to fight for the hill. Along with this came aid from a foreign Armoured Division, which was sent to reinforce the troops in the allied city.

Total defending Conscripts:100,000
Total Conscripts Lost:75,000
Total Toxic Corps Deployed:50,000
Total Toxic Corps Lost:15,000
Total Foreign Tanks Deployed:500
Total Estimated Enemy Casualties:6,000

"HE DID WHAT" the genaral screamed in the radio. "whats with the freak out Julius?"
"sire they gased our troops they used chems, cheeses army was taken by surprise by our elite paratroppers and airborns and we had controll of the trenches they didn't seem to have the forces to counter attack but he used a new type of chem that burns the skin of our soldiers and makes them blind. the chems were blown away by the strong wind, it still killed 6,000 men but whats bad is that it has almost completely destroyed the soldiers combat abilty 10,000 are sick and close to death only 4,000 of the troops are at full effectivness. they have all taken reffuge in the out ling trenches outside cheeses main line"

"bastards. noteify Duds forces that the enemy has resorted to gas attacks and get my men some gas masks. send the med fleet to avacuate the sick and dieing. If cheese has got any honour he will not fire at the unarmed medicine transport veichels. Yes i know he won't let them be avacuated so we will send the sickest over to cheese in hopes that he takes good care of his prisoners. He will pay for this but how dearly dependsa on how he reacts to our medicine teams"

"Evacuation eh?" said EpicCheeseGrater, with a wide grin. He had become more insane and megalomaniacal over the past few months, and had declared himself 'Immortal Emperor of the Hill by the will of The Gods'.However,he was no fool. "Yes sir, they're evacuating their wounded" said one of his aides. They all looked at each other nervously, worrying at his choice. EpicCheeseGrater smiled and stood up. "Gentlemen, the world judges us by our action this day, and we will not disappoint," he said. "If we are to retain our status as a seemingly victimized nation and retain the aide of our western friends, we shall have to be 'merciful', and accept this alien concept of kindness" he continued. "Let them evacuate their wounded, and tell the troops not to fire upon any medical vehicles," he concluded and sat back down. EpicCheeseGrater stroked his chin then added, "I'm afraid gentlemen, you shall have to be memory wiped, I cannot fathom what should happen if any of you were spies of Pineapple or Dud,". With that EpicCheeseGrater stood up, and strode out of his conference room as his personal guards grabbed the aides and took them to have their memory wiped.

can I join in? If Im allowed can I join u pineaplejoe?

OOC: First, could i get a little summary? Second, you guys are godmodding quite a bit .... Your not supposed to say whether your attacks failed or not, that's up to the person being attacked.

does it matter? lets ask cheese

"I was cast into exile!"
"I was invaded."
"I was humiliated.."
"I shall have my vengeance.." (stares at a black window, perspective zooms in and reveals the moons surface)
"THE TIME FOR THE TIME OF WAR HAS COME!!!!!!"
(Turns around to see columns and columns of soldiers marching, saluting me,
Machines roar, Sparks crackle,Feet Stomps and Metal GROANS)

(View starts to show armies preparing for war, war machines whirring,roaring,groaning and crackling)
(Indication of a coming "storm")

Date of Launch: 5/2/11

A small rebel group started on the edge of pinnaple's territories. Using a captured Anti-Air gun, the village surprised the troops and recaptured the town. They shoot down all air-crafts in the area. Shortly after, a large group of tanks approached the small town. It only took one hour for the rebels had no anti-tank weapons. The enemy was merciless and killed all rebels. Perhaps a lost, now rebel fractions were beginning to appear on the edges of all borders...

Pinnaplejoe's Conscripts lost: 200/450
Anti-air guns taken and destroyed: 35/40
Pineapplejoe's aircrafts destroyed: 40
Dud's aircrafts destroyed: 10
Epiccheesgrater's aircrafts destroyed: 10
Rebels/ Villiagers killed: 1500/1750
Tanks used up: 5000

I am willing to commit 1 million infantry 25,000 tanks and 100,000 aircraft and missiles to pineapplejoes defense

The genetically engineered soldiers are holding their ground. So we were forced to use or rather test the new "WMD" "Rods from God" weapon on these abominations.

(View changes to a command center)
"Yes sir, we have orders to fire the "Rods"
"Fire away, Lieutenant"
(The Lt. presses a button on a console)
(View changes to space, shows a satellite with 12 "drills" on rods)
(The "drill" part turns and turns until it was a blur of whirring)
(It ejects from the satellite and heads to the location of the "Abominations", where they are entrenched)

(View changes to the Genetically Engineered Soldiers who are firing on all sides to prevent from being overrun)
(A projectile from space hurtles toward them and causes a earthquake in a 23 mile radius)
(The horizon is utterly destroyed and new hills and landmarks formed in the area)

Genetically Engineered Soldiers killed : 508
Extra Soldiers : 693

Friendlies killed : 236
Friendly Damage Cost : $6, 000, 000

whos side you on????

I'm just unlucky incidents that happen during the war

lol anyways my forces have arrived to to the front lines and are preparing an intricate plan of attack at the moment when all of a sudden we see the missile launched by dud at the enemys trenches.

"What the hell..." one of the soldiers asks in astonishment. The boom! earthquakes erupt everywhere. Many of us are able to run for cover but at leasr 25-30 of our new recruits lie dead due to duds WMD

soldiers killed: 24
elite soldiers killed:1