The internet is about 95% porn: I would think the fact I surf is enough proof I like looking at nudie women.
A girl that is hot, funny, smart, plays games and is very good at kissing. They sure are. But if what I'm doing right now is your idea of a trap, then I'm completely fine with it. Seriously though, she had absolutely no way of knowing who would pick up the phone, and she can't really hide anything about herself as she lives so close. Multiple people have indicated that they want to hear how this goes (not all of them publicly, mind), so I started writing a recount of the first real date (yesterday). Before I knew it I was a few hundred words in, which might be a little beyond the attention spans of some of the people here who just want to see if I score or not. But then again, it's a free forum here, right? I'll post it after someone replies so it isn't a double post.
Posting it as soon as I sort out some stuff with the mods. Be warned, I simply wrote as I pleased, and the end result is quite long, soppy, corny etc.
It’s weird dating a girl that lives so close to you. I imagine it’s not unlike moving in with your girlfriend or boyfriend, but that doesn’t normally happen until very far along in a relationship. In my case, this is my second date, and first real one. No excuses about being sick or busy, very little room to hide anything. These were the thoughts occupying my mind as I walked the 20 metres from my door to hers. I tried to smile as much as I could, but the first thing she told me after greeting me was that I wasn’t a very good forced smiler, that I looked much better when I smiled genuinely. This made me do exactly that. As our apartment is near the city, the most effective mode of transport is the tram. It also allows us to talk, and we can talk a lot. We talked about film, games and TV, but I kept trying to relate the discussion on her and not go on a 10 minute rant on why CoD sucks. Pro tip for you guys: I’ve never met a girl that doesn’t like to talk about herself in some way, whether directly or indirectly. Our destination was the Australian Centre for the Moving Image. They happened to have a fantastic (and free) exhibition going on, the Best of the Independent Games Festival. Read more about it in the link if you want. It turned out to be a great idea. It was the perfect way to have fun while giving us ample opportunity to talk to each other. Many laughs were had, mostly courtesy of the excellent indie games on display, but also when one of us saw the other make a stupid mistake. There was never a moment of awkward silence; when we didn’t have anything to say we concentrated on the games, when we did, the games didn’t get in the way. Several hours went by like minutes, and before we knew it, it was time to go home. When we got there, she invited me into her apartment. “Sure!” I said, though I’m not going to lie, I was a little nervous. However, she simply went over to her fridge, tossed me a can of coke, and asked if I wanted to play LittleBigPlanet co-op with her. We sat on her couch, quite close, and played for a little while. It didn’t take long for me to notice that she was slowly moving closer towards me. I took the initiative and kissed her. Only for a few seconds, I didn’t want to seem too eager. When we pulled apart, she stared into my eyes for a moment, then grabbed my neck and kissed me. More vigorously than I had, and for what felt like a much longer time. When it was over, I was completely dumbfounded. Sensing this, she laughed. I couldn’t help one too. After a while, I got up and left. As she showed me out, she said “Thanks for the amazing time.”
This reminds me of trainman. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densha_Otoko You found a girl who loves games AND hates CoD. You are the luckiest bastard to ever live. Camera crew we fly to Melbourne tonight!
You lucky Australian bastard... you guys have the monopoly on luck and gamer-friendly chicks. We should realized this in the past, for we should have that glory! *EDIT* Be careful, if you keeping going like you are you'll end up in prison for a false crime and met some old dude who befriends you and gives you treasure map. Eventually you become a Count of some sort and beat up all your old friends who were actually jerks and accused you of your false crim.
So shy and sensitive that she has naked pictures plastered over her phone. I'm not saying it's not common, I'm just saying there not on there to show to her girlfriends so they can advise her on a skin routine.
If your thinking is that she has a boyfriend, well I can't be sure for certain, but very close. There were no pictures of males on her phone, and no male contacts aside from her dad. She pursued the relationship. At our first date/chat she said she wasn't seeing anyone else. She seems the honest type, and I'm quite a good judge of character. She lives 20 metres away from me. I haven't seen her with a guy or happen upon any evidence of that nature at any time in the 3 months that I've known her and lived in the same apartment. Remember what I said about living very near each other? There's not a lot of room to hide anything. My theory behind the pictures was that she wanted to be more confident about herself. Maybe she had/has minor body image issues, and she took naked pictures to ease them. She was insecure, and wanted to prove something to herself. Anyone got any better ideas, feel free to post them. I'm not sure, but I've got a good feeling about it. Girls do things that guys struggle to understand all the time. If I ever know, it will probably be several months away at least.
Mmm, suspicious.... More ideas to add for the movie!! At half of the film we make a twist, when she tries to steal your organs, and then you discover she's part of some Satanic cult. I'm calling Scorsese right nao.
