It could be a grand conspiracy that she left her phone there knowing you'll take it and she wants you to bring it back to her, or something.
I'm sure I've posted an essay as to why women are terrible. I'm not sure if I actually did though. I wrote a lot of stuff here that I'm not sure I actually wrote. I take a lot of paracetamol.
Well, everything has worked out very well, much better than I expected. When the girl came back to her apartment, she called the mobile phone from her landline, asking who had it. She was very happy and relieved to find that her phone had been found by someone nearby that she knew. I said that I had simply been holding it, waiting for a call, and had not used the phone at all. She offered a reward, but to make up for my dodgy thoughts earlier I declined. I know it sounds corny, but when she came down to collect it from my apartment, seeing her happy and relieved was enough reward in itself. When I told her as much, she basically asked me out on a date. Her exact words were that she thought it would be good to “get to know each other better.” At this, I couldn’t help but let out a wry smile. If only she knew.
Dude, nice! Keep us posted will you? We are emotionally invested now and the story's just beginning...
Just read it. It's certainly something... unique. The small brain thing I specifically don't understand. Girls do better than boys in tests. One more thing I don't specifically understand - the idea that the feminists have destroyed men. How? We still get paid better. We still dominate politics. How are we lesser than women now thanks to feminism? Feminism's about equality. If they're looking to get advantages over men then it's not feminism, it's either misandry or selfish.
Do people really want to know? She treated me to coffee this/that afternoon and we had a lengthy chat about each other. It went very well. She's studying commerce, is a casual gamer and is quite smart and funny. It became apparent that we enjoyed each other's company so we exchanged numbers, and I arranged to meet her again on the weekend. She's about a year older than me, but I'm normally quite mature so that won't be a problem (we both skipped a grade in school).
You're living a lie. Anyways it would be funny if you two got together over a lost phone. Kinda weird though. If you do get together you will have to teach her how to make passcoded picture files for her more "personal" pictures on her phone.
When will you tell her that you saw her nekkid on her phone? If this relationship becomes important this could be very awkward. Like imagine your children asking"How did you met mom?" and the first thing coming to mind is looking at her nude pics when you barely knew her.
Obviously he should loudly announce that he looked at her pictures whle they're in a very public place. A great test of their new relationship.
I think I'll tell her as soon as possible, but not so soon that she gets freaked out. I mean, it's not like she can blame me or anything. I was tactful, that's got to count for something, right?
I would strongly advise not telling her until after you've had sex, if it even gets that far. It makes it considerably less creepy that way.
Well that was an emotionally uplifting story. If it really does all work out in the end, at least you'll have an entertaining story on how you guys met.
