Dilemma, need quick advice

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  1. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    i think some pictures of his penis would fit perfectly well just to break the ice, you know the whole "i saw you naked so you can see me naked" kind of deal.
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    Blackmail the hoebag for sexy times, like a P-I-M-P motherfucker.
  3. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    The devious part of me yearns to, it really does. But I can't imagine how humiliating it must be for a relatively shy, sensitive girl to be laid bare like that, even if it is to one other unwanted person. These aren't just topless pics either, she's doing pretty much the most personal thing you can do in some of them. I bump into her and say hi most days of the week, it couldn't be nice for her to know that some random guy has seen her at her most intimate. Yes, I think it better overall that she doesn't know this.

    We don't have any mutual friends, there's no-one I recognize. I am hoping that this whole thing means we become better friends though.
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    I don't know how the girls you know are, but i could return a girls phone a billion times and that alone would never get me laid.
    "Oh thanks for returning my phone, I guess I owe you my body now."
  5. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    I'm expecting nothing more than a sincere thanks, she is a pretty nice girl after all (talking about her personality). Not that I would say no at all. Hmm, would it be within forum rules if I posted a non-nude pic?
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    Yes it would but I don't think you should. That would be disrespectful to her to post a pic of her you found without her knowledge.
  7. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, you're absolutely right. Wow, I'm getting a little carried away. These forums are toxic
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  8. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Give her the phone back, ITS THE CHRISTIAN THING TO DO!!
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  9. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    Did you read the last page? I tried but she's out at the moment.
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    Why do women these days have an obsession with taking naked pictures of themselves? Even if she's not posting them on the internet and just keeping them on her phone, why?

    Unless she's sending them to somebody. Check the sent items folder.
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    Also a question are these nude pics of just her or her with someone else... if you catch my drift.
  12. ironchin Well-Known Member

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    Now nine times out of ten, when a girl does this it's to please her boyfriend/get attention or similar. But she isn't sending these pics to anyone, and certainly doesn't seem the type. I'm reminded of a quote by Pope John Paul II.
    I did art a while back, and while I can't properly remember what I'm trying to explain, it's something to do with confidence, liberty, strength of character and self respect. I'm not a psychologist, but I think she was doing something along those lines. Shedding fear/discontent of herself. Removing chains.
    All alone.
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    Scarlett Johanssen, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens, all with nude photos out. It's a bit strange. I get taking a picture and sending it to a partner (somewhat, but it's still silly), but why take a picture of yourself and keep it? Bit vain isn't it?
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    Then she shouldn't be ashamed that you have seen her in the nude. I certainly wouldn't take pictures of myself naked to help my self-esteem.
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    I know you're 57 but you must still have a good body from all those Rush Hour movies.
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    If you're worried about embarrassing her, just post it through the letterbox with a note saying something like "I saw you drop this on the way out" anonymously.
    Potential embarrassment and awkwardness would be averted and she probably would be happy that someone hasn't confronted her about it.
  17. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    Well this has got to be an interesting time for you as of right now, though if she does find out you looked at her pictures what would you say/do.
  18. CoExIsTeNcE LeonTrotsky in Disguse

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    You could just say you found it in front of her apartment and assumed it was hers.
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  19. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    You can either do what is right and give it back (without saving the pictures) or you can save the pictures and use them to either fap or blackmail later (although your a horrible person)
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    Thats kinda weird... Now i don't wan't to critize someone i don't know over the internett but if you just take pictures of yourself naked for no apernt reason and just leave them on your phone, someones bound to see them sooner or later. It's almost as if she wanted someone to see the pictures.

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