Dictator of Tibet Steps Down

The dictator in exile of Tibet, The Dalai Lama, has stepped down from his 60 year rule recently and the first democratic election was held . Which is rather ridiculous because it is a government that does not exist.

So you heard it here first people, an election took place for a government that does not exist.

He was also the illegal ruler of Tibet. The Dalai Lama was the direct leader before the re-attachment to China during Mao's revolution, also a puppet ruler during British Colonial ownership.

He would not have stepped down and held an election if he wasn't.... He still remains the spiritual leader of Tibet, but he is not the head of a non-existent government anymore, Lobsang Sangay is now. Although of course he is not.

They did have almost 50000 voters.

For a non existent election*

I can't have an election in my house and claim to be the Prime minister of Canada.

And half of those were probably Steven Seagal.

The elections happened, and the government exists arguably. They don't really govern a whole lot, but they do at least call themselves the government in exile.

I'm the government in exile of Canada then.

The title is legitimate for them as they used to rule Tibet.

They did.

On a side note Tibet has been part of China for thousands of years. So it is China by now really.

I was self sovereign until those US bastards took over. I'm gonna be the Government in Exile of [Real Name Here] from now on.

Democratic Peoples Republic of Canada

Head of State: CheFlegel
General Secretary: CheFlegel
Second in Command: SovietEmpireUSSR (pending movement to Democratic Peoples Republic of Canada.)
Head of Military: CheFlegel
Head of Media: CheFlegel
Foreign Ambassador: CheFlegel
Head of Education: CheFlegel
Etc, etc.

Lol, a country with a head of media.

I can haz citizenship?

Hmm?

Strangely enough, the Dalai lama is actually an advocate of Socialism.
In a book I have about him, he talks about 'Using Socialism to share our wealth' and how he thinks Socialism is a 'Good ideology'. He has also condemned Capitalist quite a lot of times.


I will have a flick through the book, though I don't remember exactly what page it was on.

Edit: The books name is "An Open Heart: Practicing Compassion In Every Day Life"