Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but you hit a sea mine, also from WW2.

I wish I didn't live so f**king far away from civilisation.

Granted but you are not used to living near civilization and you are run over in the most clichéd way possible.

I wish George Bush would die.

granted but you kill him in front of the secret service

i wish for no more new yorkers who call middle eastern people terrorists bec i feel sorry for them

Granted but the Middle East people call you a terrorist.

I wish that Canada had a communist revolution.

granted but you are the current leader of canada and is assasinated

i wish stalin was the leader of the revolution

Granted but he launches a brutal purge with a machine gun and guns you down.

I wish America invaded Canada and lost just for the lolz.

Granted, but....hmmm... Canada becomes the world's next superpower and Americans visit the doctor for free?

That's actually not that bad....

I wish I could say phrases like: "Grow a pair!" and not sound weird...

Granted but everything else you say is weird.

I wish TDU2 was easier.

Granted but you can't play it for the rest of your life.

I wish the world's economy didn't suck.

Granted, but an interdimentional rift forms on earth and the dark god Cthulu!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

I wish I was the leader of the army of light to defeat this evil god from books I have not read!

Granted but since you never read the books you don't know how to beat them and get killed.

I wish that everything that was ever thought existed.

Granted but the world is destoried because someone thought of that.

I wish i could Kill Justin Beiber and get away with it. :lol:

Granted but Justin Bieber Cultists kill you after killing their God.

I wish for more cowbell

Granted but it's strapped to an ox.

I wish Skyrim sucks just for the lulz.

Granted, but this causes game to be unbalanced so an oxen is sent to assassinate you.

I wish I was charismatic.

Granted. But it goes to your head and you start getting some wild ideas, and it all goes badly. Ultimately it all ends when you shoot yourself in the head while hiding deep in your bunker.

I wish Sarah Palin's 15 minutes would just end already...

Wait a seccond, this is a paradox because I just thought of a concept that the world cannot be destroyed and is infinate. Whay now?

Anyways, Granted, but someone even stupider takes her place and becomes president.

I wish I was that stupid person who became president (despite the fact I am Canadian.)

Granted but u are only temporary replacement

I wish i was the real replacement

Granted but you are assassinated by a mouse.

I wish the person who kills me became Leader of the world.

grante but it was me.

I wish to go in the bed with this young secretary i just met.