Granted but then you find out your gay. I wish for the ability to eat mass amounts of hot dogs without getting fat.
granted but you are now without fat and you are now bony i wish to drive without getting caught speeding
Granted but you get a limiter on your car limiting you to 20km/h. Also I already am pretty boney. I wish I was fluent in all languages.
Granted, but your toung is cut out of your mouth making you mute. I wish I had a mule to lug my shit around
Granted. But you're forced to share a studio apartment with it and it has chronic diarrhea. I wish they make a sequel to Stalin vs. the Martians.
Granted but the troops are all old and die of old age and then you are overthrown in a coup. I wish I knew how the world would end and when.
Granted, but it costs infinant money and the bank confenscates every individual cell in your body causing your untimely demise. I wish I had unlimited internet.
Granted your internet is unlimited but your capped at 10MB per month but for infinite months. I wish March break was longer.
Granted, but...dam...I'd tap that... Uh, I wish I had...uh...I wish that the previous person did not wish for what he wished and I got her insted.
granted but in order for that to happen i own her and the other didnt wish for it and u spend 1 min. with her then i own her and tapped her so hard i wish for this woman
Granted. But she has every STD known to man. Have fun with that! I wish Stalin does good on his mid-terms.
Seriously thats nothing! Thats PG compared to what she has done! Anyway continuing, wish granted I wish i had enough money to get a decent car...
Granted, but you cant afford food and die. I wish the price of Barley would not go up so that beer prices would also not increase.
