Granted, but then you realize you did grant his wish, and exploded out of shock. I wish I had a donut.
Granted but then you drop it and it gets run over by a car. (So if you wish for something good it turns out to be bad so I will wish for something bad and see what happens) I wish I fell of a skyscraper. (Don´t know how to spell it... hope you understand ) Addehoje
Granted but you fall thought an open manhole, and break your back when you hit the bottom of the sewers. The rats then take you into their underground lair and nurse you back to health, and they make you th King of the Rats I wish for pie!
Granted, but you loose to satans guitar battle and are made his eternal sex slave. I wish that I had a sex slave
Granted, but it's a retarded fat-kid with an eating disorder. You get crushed while both are you are performing "the action". I wish I had a thousand hellium-filled ballons!
Granted, but they fly away before you can do anything with them and become sevearly depressed and kill yourself.
I wish that whomever reads this wish will gain the ill effects of whatever they were planing on inflicting towards me. :twisted:
Granted, but now everybody is too afraid to corrupt your wishes. I wish that the above wish had never existed.
Granted, but you are still affected by the wish just because you already read it and the fact that the wish can be perceived in this reality makes it the ultimate truth, therefore even if it did not exist, you will never know the joys of life in any reality again. I wish Shogun II would be completely badass! (Just played the demo, it rocks soo far. =D)
Granted but the games release date is pushed to 2015. I wish for an unlimited supply of chocolate milk.
Granted, but it contains large quantaties of mercury and you die of mercury overdose. I wish I was able to consume large amounts of the heavy elements such as Led and Mercury.
granted but you get so fat that you randomly combust while saying hi to your mom. I wish that i could have coffe with hitler and ask him this one question... Are you emo?
Grabted, but he crucifies you rather than sending you to the camps like you were probobly hoping for. I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner! Because that is what I truley want to be!!!!! AND if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...EVERYONE WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
granted but you are eaten by godzilla i wish to have sex with this young orchestra teacher that i just met
Granted, But she's really hardcore and sticks a baton up your ass. I wish my social studies teacher didn't treat us like were five.
Granted but you get suspend after killing 73 double parkers in one week. I wish I could have a fun time for march break.
Granted, but I dont get March break off due to University, therefore you will get crushed by a falling laviathan next sunday. I wish I had a pet sea monster that would never dare eat me!
