Granted, but you're the equivalent of a constitutional monarch and the government taxes you a 99% income tax rate. I wish I had my national insurance card. The letter alone isn't good enough.
Granted but they shoot lasers inwards and you die painfully. I wish I had lightning powers, like in Star Wars.
Granted, but when you do a UNLIMITED POWA!!!!!!!!! your head explodes. I wish all your base are belong to me.
Granted, but somebody has set up us the bomb and you die in the ensuing explosion. You do not even have the opportunity to move ZIG(for great justice, of course). I wish I did not have to respond with such lowbrow old memes.
Granted, but a dragonborn kills you and absorbs your spirit and knowledge of shouts. I wish I could travel through time without any repercussions regarding age.
Grnated, but it explodes on launch. I wish someone else joined our epic battle to corrupt each others wishes.
Granted, but they replace you and you have a mod delete your account out of grief. I wish I had full admin powers so I could ban everybody for no real reason.
Granted, but other nations invade the US because Vermin Supreme is too enlightened for them. I wish moths were a rare delicacy.
Granted, but a war if fought over rights to owning thrm, leading to nuclear war. I wish Kaiserreich hap...oh wait it already did.
Granted, but the ebul comueneezt mooselamez steal all of them. I wish I was teh hed off an gramar skool.
