Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, but you'll never be as appreciated as much as the worst Dubstep producer.

    I wish for a cake.
    BattalionOfRed, May 22, 2012
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  2. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it's poisoned.

    I wish for an electro-magnet.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 22, 2012
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  3. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted but the electromagnet is powered by copper with a battery, and the battery gives u acid poisening
    i wish for a real sheep.
    darthdj31, May 22, 2012
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  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, but it likes to whack your balls.

    I wish the AK-47 in every Call of Duty game didn't look like shit.
    BattalionOfRed, May 22, 2012
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    Granted, but the AKs only fire puppies.
    I wish there were no more COD fanboys that always whined
    darthdj31, May 22, 2012
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  6. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but the Battlefield fanboys are now infinitely worse than the CoD fanboys ever were.

    I wish for a clock that was completely accurate and was completely infallible, as well as automatically setting itself whenever the clocks are changed.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  7. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Granted but Its taken by the government,

    I wish for a watermelon.
    Romulus211, May 23, 2012
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  8. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but there are hundreds of seeds in the watermelon.

    I wish for Alex Tran to return.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  9. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but in his time away he has become embittered and hateful, putting even Che to shame.

    I wish everything was cheaper.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  10. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but everything is broken.

    I want a nuclear device.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  11. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it somehow detonates.

    I wish for a non-nuclear device.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  12. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but it somehow detonates.

    I wish for people to stop commemorating Toast.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  13. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but people commemorate CheFlegel instead.

    I wish for pie.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  14. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but this is cyanide-flavored pie.

    I wish for cake.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  15. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted but it is a lie.

    I wish I did not have to resort to that joke.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  16. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but I wanted you to use that joke.

    I wish I had a dime for every time someone made a bad joke.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  17. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but the Government takes a 99% tax of all your earnings.

    I wish everyone paid me a collective annual tithe of £1,000,000.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  18. Shisno Doesn't know who did this

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    Granted, but the pound becomes a worthless piece of shit requires £100,000,000,000,000 to make 1 US dollar.

    I wish the secrets of the world revealed themselves.
    Shisno, May 23, 2012
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  19. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but you are permanently silenced after having heard them.

    I wish I knew what the answer to life, the universe and everything was.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 23, 2012
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  20. Benerfe Well-Known Member

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    The answer is a simply ( 42 ), this number makes your head explode however.

    I wish I was a delightful block of Swiss Cheese.
    Benerfe, May 23, 2012
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