Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    You didn't fuckin' wish again.

    I wish I could slap Darthdj right across the face.
    BattalionOfRed, May 21, 2012
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  2. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but u didnt slap darthdj31
    I wish i had a pony
    darthdj31, May 21, 2012
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  3. lukakiwi Well-Known Member

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    granted but it eats you

    I wish for a combustable lemon
    lukakiwi, May 21, 2012
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  4. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, but it set your face on fire in spite of you being ninja'd twice in one sitting.

    I wish I weren't you.
    BattalionOfRed, May 21, 2012
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  5. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but u become his clone
    I wish food could be cloned
    darthdj31, May 21, 2012
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  6. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Granted, but the cloned food tastes disgusting, and due to some foods, like vegetables, being able to reproduce, you cannot tell which foods are clones and which are not, eventually leading to a severe reduction in food standards.

    I wish you didn't come up with dumb ideas.
    BattalionOfRed, May 21, 2012
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  7. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but that was way too good to be true.

    I wish u was actually good at Spanish
    darthdj31, May 21, 2012
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  8. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it's now the only language you can speak.

    I wish I could speak every human language ever created.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 21, 2012
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    Granted, but you keep confusing languages and speak with 500 different languages in one sentence.

    I wish for less ants.
    P4 explosive, May 21, 2012
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  10. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but you get more hornets instead.

    I wish for a lasercannon.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 21, 2012
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  11. P4 explosive Member

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    Granted, but you didn't wish for batteries

    I wish for a battery with INFINITE POWAR
    P4 explosive, May 21, 2012
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  12. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but it leaks battery acid and you die of acid poisoning.

    I wish for immunity to disease and illness.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 21, 2012
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  13. P4 explosive Member

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    Granted, but you get shot

    I wish for ninja speed
    P4 explosive, May 21, 2012
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  14. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but you trip over a rock and smash your face against the ground, at ninja speed.

    I wish for invincibility.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 21, 2012
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  15. Benerfe Well-Known Member

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    Granted for a minute.

    I wish for a bottle of Havana Club rum.
    Benerfe, May 21, 2012
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  16. P4 explosive Member

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    Granted, but you never die and are bored for all eternity

    I wish I knew wtf happened to toast
    P4 explosive, May 21, 2012
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  17. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but the information you receive is so depressing you leap from a cliff in despair.

    I wish for complete obedience from all other humans.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 21, 2012
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  18. P4 explosive Member

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    Granted, but you are killed by animals

    I WISH CAPS LOCK WAS OFF
    P4 explosive, May 21, 2012
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  19. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Granted, but its peramently lowercase

    I wish the entire forum was happy together and never argued ever again. The End.
    darthdj31, May 21, 2012
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  20. Epiccheesegrater Well-Known Member

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    Granted but a meteor wipes out all life on Earth the very next day.

    I wish I could play every instrument ever created as well as is humanly possible.
    Epiccheesegrater, May 22, 2012
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