Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but you grant it so well lukawiki gets jealous and has you assassinated.

I wish for a machine-tank.

granted but its rusty and breaks down

I wish for a bagel

granted but i was hungry so i ate it

I wish for LOOK AT ME NOW AM GETTING PAPER

Granted but a arsonist burns it down

I wished to be baptised in fire

granted but it kills you

i wish for a inflamable burger.

granted but it gets wet and soggy

I wish of a million matches

granted but they get wet and soggy

i wish for a flamethrower (stole that one from you arsonist)

granted but it runs out after 5 seconds

I wish for a flame thrower that runs forever and shoots for as long as i want (Stole it back we meet to much LukaKiwi)

granted but it shoots backwards and burns you

I wish for a fire extinguisher

:mrgreen:
Granted but it explodes

I wish to be the human torch (Fantastic 4 character)

granted but you also get his cocky naivenes, and thus you think you can fly to the sun because fire dosent hurt you, but you forget there isno Oxygen in space and once you get out of the atmosphere you sufocate and float of in to the depths of space

I wish for a lighter

Granted but theres no fluid

I wish for the power to create water proof fire

granted, but peopel can still put it out by depriving it of oxygen

I wish for fluid for my lighter

Granted but you drop it in a trench

i wish for my lust of fire to go away

granted but you dont know who you are anyomore and set yourself on fire

I wish for a ne lighter with fuel thats tied onto my belt.

granted bot it's one of those crapy ones that have a really small flame and last like 2min
i wish i could do a bio 14 like henrik harlaut does it

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napalm?

granted but you fall during it and embarass youself and your closest friends

(yes i meant napalm)

I wish for a Real life Rapidash

granted but he/she kills you

I wish for a good quality expensive lighter full of fuel which is tied onto my belt so it dosent fall down a trench like the one before th last one

granted but you go into debt

Me gustaría por un millón de fósforos impermeables

sentada, pero que los partidos pueden ser extinguidos por un extintor de incendios

I wish for world domination.