granted but you can't handle the truth so it turns out to be a lie. yes, the burek is a lie. i wish for an explosion.
granted but it kills you I wish my country still had conscription (burek is actualy a food, it does exist)
granted but you get conscripted just before a war breaks out and you are sent to the front lines were you are slaughtered by machinegun fire. I wish there were no wars
Granted but instead there are constant protests and revolutions. I wish that mathematics was not so needlessly complicated.
granted but than many things given t us by math dont exist, no internet!! I wish Pineapple Joe dosent think i believe in jingoism after my last wish.
granted, but you try to shit out a double rainbow and die. i wish Duke Nukem would fight Hitler in an arena battle to the death, and the winner partners with Stalin to fight FDR and Churchill.
Granted, but Duke Nukem is banned from the arena battles for using steroids, and the fights never happened. I wish for non-magical magic.
granted but the concept of it existing blows your mind, literaly I wish I could read something and remember it for a long time
Gramted but you read too much and your brain explodes with information Hello, I wish I was a little bit taller
Granted but then you slip on a puddle of rain that hasn't evapourated and fall into a coma for 15 years. I wish that it was possible to walk on clouds.
granted but you step in a whole in the cloud and fall to your death :twisted: I wish clouds were made out of cotton candy
Granted but all the clouds get stolen by sky pirates and sold illegally at extortionate prices. I wish that I had a space-ship.
granted but due to shrooms i command instead to build me a palace you die lacking break i wish for a $kR*!!#X(SKRILLEX) CONCERT IN ORLANDO!! [yt:10maqftz]eOofWzI3flA[/yt:10maqftz]
