Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. Epiccheesegrater3 Member

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    Granted but it expands exponentially and absorbs the entire country.

    I wish for chocolate flavoured amalgam.
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    Granted but it's acutely a chocolate flavored animal which is a poisoned bunny and you die.
    I wish for a dollor
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    Granted, but it is in 1000 pieces and is useless
    I wish for oxygen
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    granted but it's diluted with mustard gas
    i wish for fruit
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    granted but its way past its best before date
    I wish for a lot of money
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    granted but it's so much that the weight of it crushes you.
    I wish for fruit that hasn't expired or has any diseases
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    granted but it is from the planet zog, and is deadly to all humans
    I wish for a piece of fruit grown on this planet without any poison, diseases or anything dtrimental to my health
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    granted but it tastes like shit
    I wish for a fruit that is delicious is not detrimental to my health, is grown on earth. that has nothing wrong with it at all.
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    Granted but you are allergic to it.

    I wish for a mushroom of non-magical proportions.
  10. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    granted but its a Amanita muscaria which gives you a bad trip
    i wish i got a good trip (Trip as in hallusicnation after shrooms)
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    Granted but your pissed after you cOme back and get bad trips after that
    I wish for a swedish chick that's hot
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    no no you don't
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    granted, but you're related to her.

    i wish for a giant spinning vortex of fingernails
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    That's ok she could be like my 10000 th cousin I'm cool with that
    Granted but its a vacuum and your inside and die
    I wise for a hot nowigen chick happy pinnalpe
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    granted but she gives you AIDS

    I wish for a non roten/diseased lemon
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    actualy Norwegian people with Aids are pretty much quarentined. anywhay about youre wish
    granted but it's the most sour lemeon of all time
    yhea sry bout that didn't get to finnish the sentence i managed to submit it somehow... it was actualy supposed to be no you don't cause she is actualy a shemale :p .


    I wish for a hot Jamacian Pineapple.
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    yeah but its been biten by a jamaicn who thus transfers aids to you in some way and you get quarentined
    I wish for burek
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    Granted but IDK what a burke is so you get aids from it
    I wish I knew what a burke was
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    granted but it blows your mind how good it is.
    I wish a burek which dosent give me AIDS or a disease or nothin and tastes jsut fine

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