Corrupt-a-wish! game

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  1. BurGroBro Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but there is left over oil in the oil drum.

    I wish that John Carmack would get his ass moving with Doom 4 already!
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    Granted, but the graphics look like it's from 2005, the game play is awful, and you end up killing yourself because they price the game at 1000 dollars.

    I wish my computer could actually take good game, not crash every time i get into battle with over 3000 men in Rome total war.
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    Granted, but your so blown away by the graphcs you think it's real, take out your shotgun and fire it at the screen. Several big pieces of glass hit you in the face and you die. =]

    I wish Jimi Hendrix hasn't died.
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    Granted but then you want him dead again.

    I wish for a bottle of cola that never went empty.
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    Granted, but you get diabetes.

    I wish I could not fly
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    granted, but then everyone else wishes they could fly, and your the only one that cant.

    I wish that movie stars weren't such whores (just saying).
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    Granted but now its artists

    I wish Justin Bieber could just be forgotten from both sides haters or non-haters.
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    Granted, but he is replaced by his brother Bustin Jieber who is even worse.

    I wish I got motivated to do my homework.
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    Granted, but your grade go up. Wait...damn!

    I wish I had a dog.
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    Granted but Stalins cat eats it :)

    I wish i was in Rome
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    Granted, but you get crucified.

    [IMG]

    I wish that my work gets done for me.
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    granted but i go insane and kill you as your coworker

    i wish for a little kitten that has chainsaws
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    Granted, but the kitten turns against you and slaughters you.

    I wish for a cheese pie.
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    Granted but you turn into cheese and get eaten.

    I wish my hard drive would stop clicking.
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    Granted, but instead of clicking (my computer makes the clicking sound!) it now just explodes.

    I wish when i start golf i'm not a big failure and end up with a bunch of women like Tiger Woods.
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    Granted, but you turn about to be cheating bastard who sleeps with waitresses.

    I wish I had more time,
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    granted but kronos(the lord of time in greek myths) eats u for breakfast

    i wish for a nice hot breakfast
  18. BurGroBro Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but we ran out of bacon!

    I wish that job that was offered to me that seems kinda sketchy realy does pay 250$ per day!!!!! Seriously, this is rediculous and too good to be true!!!!
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    Granted, but you now have to dress a potato sack which says: "I r moron!" as your new uniform. You also have to kill and eat people.

    I wish I could actually GET a job!
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    Granted but you work in a coal mine

    I wish to graduate from college right now!

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