Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but it only takes you 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000101 seconds back in time.

i wish i had balls of steel


Edited to prevent the page from being stretched. -Chelsea

Granted but they rust

I wish for a red button

Granted but it opens a trapdoor under your feet.

I wish for a roflcopter.

granted but i shoot it down with my OMG missles and rush it with LOL infantry
i wish i had a super fun time right now

granted but you have such a good time that nothing else seems as fun as that was
I wish i could speak write and read latin (and still keep the languages i can speak now)

Granted but then everyone else learns to read and speak Latin and they do so more fluently than you.

I wish I could use the force.

Granted, but you aren't trained properly so it goes terribly wrong

I wish for daydreams to be more enjoyable

Granted but you begin to daydream in public and various bad things begin to happen, such as forgetting to get off the train at your stop.

I wish I was King of the Universe.

granted but the queen cuts off your balls and make u her slave

I wish for more adrenaline!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

granted but it makes you so hyped you try to break youre neck for lulz.
I wish they sold monster assult here in norway (its a energy drink)

Granted but somebody laces all the Norwegian supply of Monster Assault with arsenic, killing many.

I wish that Bullfrogs were sentient.

granted but we get disected


I wish Che became president of the united states (not really)

granted but it really happens
wait a second i live in the usa OH SHIT
I wish che didnt have any power and was a ceremonial blind deaf leader

Granted but his engineers build him a robot clone who is like him in every way to act as the official head of state, with all the constituent powers.

I wish that cheese could fly.

granted but everyone on the world quickly becomes lactose intolerant

i wish little kids werent so annoying

Granted but they become highly intellectual and narcissistic.

I wish that I could freeze myself for 1000 years and wake up in the future.

granted but pineapples are the only source off food and all chese is gone.
i wish i had memorized my speach for my konfirmation 2 morowz (athiest one btw)

Granted but Theists come and assassinate you before your confirmation.

I wish airplanes were capable of inter-stellar travel.

granted but airplanes become useless :mrgreen:

I wish tht epiccheesegrater will accept my alliance against pineapplejoe in king of the hill

granted but he quickly backstabs you
I wish i had a playstation 3