Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but I shoot paint at it.

I wish for an unvisible army of potatoes.

Granted but it's broken and you have to pay 2000 dollahs for it
I wish someone would kill me

granted but its a lame dude who kills u

I wish for more cookies :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea:

granted but their due date has passed and you get food poisoning

I wish i didnt live in New Zealand

granted but you now live in North Korea with Che

i wish for no more this
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Granted but instead of them there are now an army of high-pitched Rebecca Blacks.

I wish for a wise talking vulture man to talk about the history of the universe.

Granted, but after explaining his extraordinary stories with you, he throws into a meat grinder

I wish for a time machine

granted but it takes you back 1 hour before you get the time machine and the loop continues for all eternity.
I wish i had a super trampoline so i could go for tripples!!!

granted but triples is not 3 flips its .000000000000000003 seconds in the air
i wish to meat William Tecumseh Sherman

granted but the "meat" part was a gay codename for something :twisted:

I wish for a back scratcher

granted but it's made of uranium and you die from radiation
i wish i was high right now

granted but you get convinced that the wal is a portal into Hogworts and get badly hurt from runing into it time after time
I wish i could pause and play time but not get paused myself.

granted but you have no controll of when you pause and play time
i wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

Granted but it is not Christmas so you're too late.

I wish that I had the power to control time itself.

granted but you still can't get youre acount back

I wish i had the ability to breath underwater and on land.

Granted but you can only breathe in magnesium.

I wish I was the most persuasive person on Earth.

granted but you persuade a teddy bear to skin u

I wish for confusion in the masses

Granted, but they decide your a witch and burn you.

I wish the Simpsons was back to what it was in the first 1-5 seasons.

Granted but younger audiences think it is fail and get it cancelled.

I wish that cheese could be used as a bomb.

granted but all the cheese in the world explodes and there is no more cheese to eat... NO MORE CHEESE :cry: :cry: :evil: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
i wish that people would stop using comic sans