Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but the eggs have explosives in them and they detonate in your face :twisted:
I wishthat i have a piece of STALIN!'s beard

granted but you fight to the death with his spencer's dad and you get killed

I wish for Reznov, Gaz, and Ghost(characters from CoD) to be real

granted just granted cuz i would wish for tht to (especiall ghost)

I wish I could be price in COD

granted but you die early in the game..

i wish for BF3 and a ps3

granted, you will recive it in 30 years

i wish i was a ninja

granted but you get caught by police on a job and they execute you

I wish i had a better computer that dosent crash games as often as this one and can run them on best settings

granted but you get a sledgehammer to destroy the old computer but accidently destroy ur new computer

I wish destiny calls!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted but it calls you to go and die

i wish i fot a new computer to replace the one acidentaly destroyed by a sledgehammer

Granted but it is a toy computer.

I wish that I was mathematically competent.

granted but you get shot... for no resson what so ever

i wish justin beiber lost his voice... forever

Granted but Rebecca Black becomes the most popular singer on Earth and all nations on Earth make their national anthem Friday.

I wish that the UN never replaced the League of Nations.

Granted, but Godzilla and King Kong teamed up to destroy the world.

I wish for a top hat

Granted, but when you put it on, you find out that there were killer bees hidden in it.

I wish the Easter holidays would never end...

Granted, but only because time freezes.

I wish for a bacon sandwhich

granted but you get food poisoning

i wish i have a healthy bacon snadwhich

granted but you have to be 401 pounds to eat it

I wish people would tell me if im a good or bad person

granted but you dont get teh answer you were hoping for

I wish i could stay fit without working out and all that jazz

granted but you have to lose your dignity

I wish for Zombieland apocalypse right now

granted but you get your face bitten off


i wish i was a zombie.

granted but im Bill and I shoot u

I wish for 90 kill streak!