Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but it falls on top of you from very high and kills you
I wish when i return home i kill the drug lord and all his minions like rambo

granted but in this dimension Rambo dies after killing them
I wish for an invicible metal suit of armor with unlimited food supply and water

Granted, but you run out
I wish to knew more Russian

granted but everyone who knows russian dies
i wish i was abel to type better

Granted but your ability to type better only works if you type in Norwegian.

I wish that 3 stops being the magic number.

granted but it becomes the epic number

I wish for sirloin steak

Granted but it is poisoned.

I wish for non-poisoned sirloin steak.

granted but it has a giant shit on it
i wish i had 965 trillion... pineapples

granted but it turns into a equivilant of us national debt
I wish for a better computer

Granted, but it broke.

I wish for a Flying Spaghetti Monster pet.

Granted but I devour it while it sleeps.

I wish for a new colour.

granted but this is passed ur third wish (i hope) so.....srry genies gotta return to the lamp :lol:

I wish for an unlimited supply of uncorruptable wishes

Granted but the supply of uncorruptable are only corruptable for 5 more minuites

I wish Brink would come out NOW!!! :|

granted but it sucks and lags like HeLL

I wish for 30 haters from this threadhttp://josefvstalin.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=1283&start=60

granted, but i didnt do anything theire so i could corrupt youre wish
i wish for world peace (i know that was a bit cheesey but you know currupt the shit out of it)

granted but half the world kills themselves out of boredrom
i wish for a non boring world peace

granted but fun only comes for 5 seconds.

I wish for more nations in this world

Granted but they're all corrupt and led by military dictators.

I wish for a spaceship.

Granted, but you get shot down by the USAF

I wish for some awesome pie

granted but its prank pie :lol:

i wish that i could recover every egg on an easter egg hunt cuz i suck at em