Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted But WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :evil: :evil: :evil:

I wish I had no haters

Granted but everyone turns into insane obsessed stalkers instead.

I wish I could turn invisible.

granted but then people are always stepping on you

I wish I wasnt watching the movie Se7en (its messed up)

Granted, but instead your getting your ass handed to you in Monopoly by a Kindergardener.

I wish I was a billionare.

granted but you owe reparations to every country in the world for starting a world war and lost

i wish i was polar bear cub YEY!!

Granted, but then you get killed by poachers.

I wish I had invented FaceBook.

Granted. But then you get killed by Mark Zuckerberg.

I wish we would hurry up and start colonizing Mars already.

Granted but an alien space ship blows up mars killing everyone on it


i wish i had a the most amazing job ever

Granted. But it's Che's vision of the most amazing job ever. Enjoy dirt farming in North Korea!

I wish I had some more fries.

Granted, but they´re greasy. You slip on them and break your neck.

I wish I would be cooking today, instead of serving!

(To clarify: there comes a time when it's your turn to be the server/"waiter" in cooking class. And I hate that time!)

granted but u cook real bad

i wish more members for the forum so we can have more meat for the grinder

granted but then the meat grinder gets broken

i wish for ALL ENVY DEAD ECHO SKILL'S (bulletstorm if you didn't know)

granted but the power is too much and you die

I wish for unlimited uncoruptable wishes!

granted but they have to be corrupted in order for the wish to come true

i wish people would stop wishing this

granted just granted (nod in approval)

i wish for more sake YEY!

granted but becuz i dont know wut ur talking about I cant grant it :lol:

I wish I had your smiley face

granted but u cant handle its insanity, consequences, and awesomeness
(btw sake is rice wine, its japanese i tried it yesterday)

I wish for someone to ask me the meaning of the smiley face

granted but they ask you via mental telepathy

i wish to know about ur smiley face

Granted, but you can't remember.

I wish that Friday wouldn't make my ears bleed.

granted but they get chopped off

i wish for something that everyone will agree on thats not sex or stalin or communism or the fact the my sig is awesome