Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but u have change your signature even if it is epic because its too large

i wish no one would oppose the insane smiley face sig.

but its so epic NOOOOOO

i wish for me to keep my sig

granted but u worship my smiley face in order to keep it

i wish my smiley face was respected

Granted it gets respected by some homeless person you have to pay every week.

I wish I had my own Amazonian Guard, Just like Gaddafi's.

granted but they turn on u at the slightest whisper of the word rebellion.

I wish I had rangerspetznatzs signature

Granted but you are destroyed by divine lightning for stealing someone else's signature.

I wish that time is literally money.

granted but u are out of time :twisted: :twisted:

i wish money wasnt green paper

Granted but it is now blue cardboard.

I wish that I had Emperor Palpatine's unlimited powahs of lightning.

granted but then they just tickle people

I wish i was impervious to someone tickling me!!!!

Granted but instead of tickling you people decide to stab you.

I wish I was completely and utterly immune to any kind of death.

Granted, but when you decide to get high with weed (you also started smoking weed. Congrats!) your hair catches on fire. Now you're really wasted, so you think it'd be a good idear to jump out of the window. Well, as you hid ground, the flames are extinguished.

And then you get hit by a truck!

I wish I would be wise. All-knowable. But that my head wouldn't explode or that some other death/illness wouldn't befallen me. Ha.

granted but you have to be a slave to everyone in the forum and we are all wiser than you (u did not wish to be wiser than anyone didnt u :twisted: :twisted: )

i wish no one would take drugs

Granted but then everyone becomes an alcoholic.

I wish i was a fish

Granted but you don't have any gills so you drown :twisted:

I wish something good was on the TV

Granted but then the good stuff on the TV makes you go crazy and kill yourself.

I wish to be JosefVStalin's brother!

alcohol is drugs

granted but he hates u intensely for breaking his nintendo gameboy when he was 12

i wish solar energy supplies everyone in the world power UNLIMITED POWAH!!!!!!

granted but theirs no sun

i wish i knew what everyone thought about my new sig

granted but you CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

I wish you could use playdough to fix everything

Granted but it's price skyrockets and you can't afford it.

I wish I was a terminator.

granted but i am Doc Emett Brown and forbid from existing

i wish Dud was here to fight me