Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but everything you watch comes to life and hates you.

I wish for lots of cola.

Granted but you contract a rare strain of diabetes which kills you in minutes after drinking too much of the cola.

I wish for world war.

Granted but you don't get good seats and complain to the waitress and kills you for talking back to her in her own republic.. Duh

I wish I had a holographic dolphin to play with

Granted - it never leaves you alone, wants to play with you 24/7. You eventually go mad and get send to Shutter Island.

I wish psycho-thrillers wouldn't exist :/

Granted but they are replaced with Justin Bieber movies.

I wish my 1TB drive wasn't broken.

granted, but it now on fire

i wish my wish was un-corruptable

Granted but now you ruined the whole game...good job.

I wish that to have a pet goldfish

Granted but its a man-eating goldfish that will eat you at night.

I wish that bacon shall fall from the heavens.

Granted, the whole world's eating bacon now. Unfortunately, a lot more people get fat. They blame you and thus you are burned at the stakes and eaten.

I wish we had a year of holidays - no school

Granted but your " one year holiday" is actualy military conscription.

I wish all youtube comments associated with Justin Bieber would just go and die! :evil:

Granted but they are replaced by those stupid real fans watch in 240p comments.

I wish the southern states didn't exist.

Granted but that means that the Northern states are the new southern states and they stop existing too.

I wish I had a pet panda

Granted, but it turns out it was an aligator in a panda suit... and it eats you.

I wish I was home RIGHT NOW!

granted but you are killed in a coup before you got the delivery

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Since he fails, I will continue from here. Also, it seems he is anoying people on the forums from what I have scene. Just saying, could be wrong.

Granted, but your family now hates you.

I wish that the pain from the operation I had a few hours ago would go away!

Funny thing is, I actually got home yesterday

Granted, the pain from the operation goes away, but you are hit by a bus, thus suffering more pain than before.

I wish I could have Wolverine's attributes (never-aging, adamantium skeleton,...)

Granted but marvel is having trouble and sells Wolverine to 4kids who makes him suck

I wish Spore got out better :\

Granted, but it costs $9001

I wish cookies rained from the sky.

Granted, but the momentum from large solid objects cause 43 peope to die and an other 213 injured during the incident.

I wish for the world to become even more poor, including myself!