Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but i step on u again

I wish to be a ninja!

Granted but when you try to sneak into a castle you fall off the wall you were climbing up of and die

I wish I was a very sharp nail so no one can step on me

granted but im a hammer

i wish for fried chicken!

Granted but a black man is there and beats you up


i wish for ...

Granted but your wish never arrives

I wish I knew what the mr green face actually stood for :mrgreen:

granted but u become Mr. Greenface and find out that its becuz he is poisoned and forced to smile.

I wish I played in the NFL(national football league)

Granted but you suffer severe brain damage.

I wish my stupid robot would what it's suppose to do.

Granted, but you find out that it's purpose is to be the terminator so he says "I'll be back" and goes to work in the airport terminals, gets sucked into a machine and melts

I wish I was a different terminator

granted but u get killed becuz u r the worst of the two terminators and easy to kill

I wish nobody could get injured in any way shape or form, doctors will find another job, and we will all live forever, with no complaining whatsoever

Granted, but some random old person moves into your house and does'nt stop complaining

I wish everything in the world had to be happy and to prove it it has to have a massive smiley face printed on it and if they don't look happy then they are shot for insubordination

i wouldnt care as long as I could live forever

Granted but eventualy everybody becomes unhappy and there is nobody in the world left becuz they were all shot

I wish I could control peoples bodies whenever i want and make them say and do stupid things

Granted but everyone can do this and that makes it really KOOL

I wish I don't have to go school tomorrow :cry:

granted, but then you get expelled for waging school

I wish I could travel in time

granted but u accidently travel back to gettysburg and get shot

i wish i could rule the world and everyone will like me

But everyone likes you too much and they mob you and you end up being slaughtered in the resulting carnage

I wish I was a ninja

granted but you end up getting hit by a plane after skydiving from the moon in after attempting to prove that the moon landings were fake after becoming a ninja that the dark night got fucked up by

I wish I was batmans helmet

Granted but a cod modder uses an aimbot and gets a perfect headshot on you while you are fighting the joker.

I wish Thor was real :cry:

Granted but he strikes you down with his mighty hammer.

I wish I had unlimited money in my Steam account.

Granted but your account gets hacked

I wish my steam account had unlimited money and it's unhackable

Granted but Steam abolishes the steam wallet and it's useless now.

I wish they would make television that makes you fell like your actually there.