Corrupt-a-wish! game

granted but i have a anti corruption bubble on my comment so its ineffective

i wish for obama to be a communist and he and stalin rule the world with a iron fist of steel MUHAHAHAHA

Granted but you are deemed an enemy of communism and is executed

I wish I had my own fantasy land here

granted but it is void less of girls you die due to lack of sex

i wish i would die of to much sex with the hottest girl and my wish can't be corrupted

Granted, but you then find out that its opposite day so your wish can be corrupted... and that girl was actually a guy

I wish I could rule the world from a throne made of marmite and the go compare guy will then be killed under my reign

grated but its stalin who overthrows u

I wish i was stalins right hand man

Granted, but he then shoots you for being too right (a nazi)

I wish I was Stalins left hand man

granted but he shoots u for being too left ( a capitalist)

I wish I was supreme commander of USMC

Granted, but you fall down a lot of stairs and roll into the armoury where your hand knocks a grenade and the pin comes off and the grenade explodes

I wish that smiley face would stop smiling at me because its now making me curious as to why its smiling so damn much

granted but its stops smiling and tells you it cause he a serial killer and stab you to death were you turn into a bloody plup

i wish i was grayson hunt from bullet storm and i lived with that girls name i forget about she is also in the game

Granted but the girl yurns out to be that chinese guy in a suit and he gets very angry at you because he thinks you forgot about him so he rips you apart

I wish I could be a TV (you could sit there all day watching yourself and no one would complain about how lazy you are!)

Granted but Im also watching u but because ur a black and white tv i destroy u with a sledgehammer

I wish I can help anyone in the forums

Granted, but you get overloaded with all the people who you want to help and you end up going mad and you shoot yourself... With a water pistol

I wish I was a tomato

granted but i accidently step on u

I wish i was 1/2 russian rather than 1/4 russian

Granted but you then go to Russia and get lost in it somewhere because its so big

I wish Mount and Blade: Fire and Sword was out now because I've just seen Stalins new vid

Granted but you go bankrupt and cant aford it and you internet is cut of so you cant watch Stalins lets play either.

I wish I was much smarter.

Granted but you can't stand being smart and leave Earth forever.
I wish the next wisher has their wish not corrupted.

Granted, but it will be corrupted in the comment below anyway.

I wish all batteries had infinete power.

Granted but then you play a gameboy colour for ever and die from thirst

I wish everything was free

granted but you have to sell your life for everything to be free

I wish to be a samurai!! BANZAI!!!!!

Granted but you fall on your samuri sword and die

I wish I was another tomato