Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted but it's an electric chair.

I wish i would stop getting distracted from doing my homework.

granted but u get distracted from not doing your homework
i wish for nobody to grant my wish

Granted but nobody is annoyed with you and kills you

I wish somebody granted my wish

Granted, but it has a lethal side-effect.

I wish people would realize that they must above all, not speak the proper name of He Who Must Not Be Named. I'l give a hint of who he is. It's a girl with autotune and a bowl haircut.

Granted - just granted

I wish BurGroBro's signature wasn't so damn long xP

granted but now he writes it microscopic so u cant read it

I wish that wouldnt happen

granted but IM Back!!!!!!!

I wish for a new ford mustang

Granted, but it's practically just a frame of rust left of it.

I wish I had a tail

Granted but people step on it for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more grape soda.

granted but its poison grapes

I wish we were ruled by dogs

Granted but all they do is follow their tails..




I wish i could i fly and go mach 5 without breaking sweat.

Granted but you're going so fast that when you hit a bird the force of the impact kills you.

I wish upon a star

Granted but somebody already wished for that so they kill you in vengeance.

I wish for complete power over everything.

Granted but you get pwnd by nothing

I wish for decent songs in the charts...

Granted but record companies charge extortionate amount of money for them...


i wish this che fellow would stop spamming/trolling...

granted but instead he creates a riot, overthrows the canadien government, and with the help of Gadaffi, DPRK, and all other communist countries and countries that hates US, invades us and the whole world, making it a communist dictatorship until aliens invade and destroy the world.

I wish there were no private schools!

granted but public schools begin suck even more than private schools

i wish che would slaughter me

wish granted but he dies later on because of cancer

i wish once a year the entire world had a fuck fest (am guy i have reasons)
AND NO AIDS!!

Granted but we all die from exhaustion

I wish you were here

granted but i leave sense am hungry

i wish the SOIVET union was still around