Ask questions about someone who's cooler than Kali: me

DO IT!

Have you ever been in any porno?

Ironically I am attending a luncheon with Perry himself tomorrow(first time meeting him) & I am giving to speeches. One as myself & the other while cross dressing as Sarah Palin.

You didn't see them on the uh.. other site??

It doesn't count if it's not produced, right? lol

Make sure to pop a boner when you see him and ask him for back ally sex.

DAMN.

Hahaha. I looked so much like her.

I wish I could get them for you but I just got banned again.

THOSE BASTARDS!

Just picture naked Palin wrapped in a Soviet Flag.

That about sums it up.

Except my boobs were wayyyy too big.

Worst idea ever.

So who wants to have a good old circlejerk?

Actually lol'd. Which reminds me, I owe Chives a round of applause for that performance earlier.

Anyway, question time:

Favourite beer?
Least favourite sport?
If you could move to another country permanently, where would it be?
Have you read Comrade Stalin's speeches?
Most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
Most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
Do the Falklands belong to Britain or Argentina Britain?
Have you seen Iron Sky?
Do you remember Cormade Slatin?

^That is actually a picture of Adolf Hitler before he died.

You colossal troll.

I've done a fair amount of flirting, and I've gotten pretty good at it. Asking sex questions on our first interaction isn't my usual plan of action. Additionally, let me tell you that "worldly", "colourful", "extraordinary", "driven" and "strong" aren't particularly great flirting words. Not all of them are even positive at all. Let's go through them.
Colourful: 2. vivid, rich, or distinctive in character.
Worldly: 2. Experienced in human affairs; sophisticated or worldly-wise.
Strong: There are plenty that are relevant. 4.Having force of character, will, morality, or intelligence.
5. Having or showing ability or achievement in a specified field.
9. Not easily upset; resistant to harmful or unpleasant influences.
13. Having force of conviction or feeling; uncompromising.
Driven: 2. Motivated by or having a compulsive quality or need.
Extraordinary: 1. very unusual, remarkable, or surprising.
Quality (or should I say extraordinary) flirting words right there. Seriously people. Tell me which one of those was out of line, which one doesn't describe kobashenka and was just used to flatter her. I honestly don't get it.

Now that's just ridiculous. I'm not going to get into an art discussion, I'll put it in simple terms. There are reasons why everyone and their mother draws in manga style. Why there are a thousand and one anime shows and a million and one manga comics, but hardly any comics with detailed drawings and complex profiling and shading. One of the biggest is that it's easy, quick and simple. Look closely at the ears and eyes of kobashenka's drawing, and the folds of the coat. My stuff is just lines, her drawing has depth and a whole lot more emotion.

That's not too far off the mark in a sense, but I don't think it's fully accurate. What I've got out of this affair is that this forum is very fickle. Never mind the numerous times I've helped people here, publicly and privately, a few posts asking questions to a person willing to answer is enough to change me to being a golddigger. 700 posts and hundreds of messages and Skype convos without ever being publicly considered at all vulgar, and a few questions makes me a desperate creeper. There was even a time when I made a really timid joke about sex and thought it was overstepping the mark and apologized for it, even though no one showed the slightest hint of offence at all. Before this affair I hadn't sent kobashenka a single private message or wall post and only a couple of forum posts, both of which were fully serious and contained no attempts at humor like so many others were doing. I sent my first post directed at her a long time after she had been on the forums, but I'm the one who wants her attention despite the multiple people who relentlessly hounded her and replied to every post and joked at her or sent her vulgar messages.

O yeah I totally looked through her history and individually counted all of her posts. Not like there isn't a counter that shows how many underneath her name every single time she makes a post.

Save face? You needn't have tried to give me the chance, that's not something high on my list of priorities.

Too right you have. And I you. Not that either of us give a damn.

My previous post was rushed but explained stuff well enough, (link) I'm not going to say any more in this thread. If people still want to think I'm a creepy perv then I'm not too fussed. It's mostly their loss. Maybe I'll embrace it. If people want a Q&A thread then say so in a private message or something.

I actually haven't seen Iron Sky yet, which I have been looking forward to seeing.

Can someone Livestream it?

The fuck have I just stumbled into?

A really bad porno.

It was killing me, man. So funny. @Chives is a stud.

Anyway, question time:

Favourite beer?
I know I'm going to get shit but I prefer malt liquor over anything.

Least favourite sport?
I hate basketball. Love all other sports, though.

If you could move to another country permanently, where would it be?
Israel or Russia. Probably Russia as I thrive in the cold. I'd probably renounce my American citizenship so I could have dual in those countries.



Have you read Comrade Stalin's speeches?

Oh, you.

Most disgusting thing you've ever seen?
Stephen Harper

Most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
Various lamb parts and charred bull liver.

Do the Falklands belong to Britain or Argentina Britain?
Britain. Fo sho.

Have you seen Iron Sky?
No, but I really want to!

Do you remember Cormade Slatin?
Hahahahaha

Everyone Kali has just been banned

Campaign for his return.