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you are citizens of stalins country in darkest hour tell him how your life is going or what you think he should do keep in mind this is also for recommendations for stalin also

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This is a type of game that would actually work with this...

"Dear diary,

It's been a strange year for the US of A. Here in Arizona, not much has happen under our god damn facist leader, but California has revolted and is heading this way! Also the brotherhood up North has also broke their ties... I wish I lived there... Maybe one day their glorious God Emperor will come down and save us! Well it's back to the coal/uranium mines for me..."

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Im just a citizen in the great state of Ohio....I find it quite dishearting that my old country barely lifted a finger in defense of cincinnati...O well hail President Stalin and glory to the workers... May our friendship to the goverment of the Commune of Franch be everlasting...

O dear leader Stalin whats the plans after the rest of the so called United States falls, Canada is just on our border...Those blood thirsty canucks will stab us given half a chance... Be on guard! :twisted:

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I think that his one will be good for the role-playing unlike the other ones that were simply spams.

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8th April 1937, Daniel Tarnowski

Before this day I was just a simple Polish butcher at the south side of Detroit, but then mass crowds started forming outside the ford motor company, the crowed got uneasy and well they attacked to which…..well I was there for the revolution , I was there when the crowds of anarchist and socialist stormed Detroit and demanded there rights, I was there when we hanged the capitalist pigs by the entrails, I loved every minute of it. I heard the revolution is spreading to more and more places, soon we will have a socialist land in the United States

11th April 1937, Daniel Tarnowski

It happened, the CSA has been formed now socialism will rise in America. I’m writing this on my way to the army, 5th company bravo division. God I hope this war Is over with quickly

17th April 1937, PFC Daniel Tarnowski

Just received word that where marching on Cincinnati, we should arrive In a couple days which should be good, no offensive from the capitalist usa yet, tough I have to admit the streets are filled with unrest with many wanting to go back with the USA, tough I think their minds will be changed soon even if I have to use butchers work.

2nd may 1937, PFC Daniel Tarnowski

it took longer to reach Cincinnati then I expected, but when we got there we were treated with welcome and praise they yelled HEIL THE SAVOIRES OF SOCIALISM, some of them even wanted to join us on our glorious march south, still we seen very little fighting when compared to some of the divisions east, my brother John is in the 7th division and I heard there stuck over in D.C which has the worst fighting of the war so far.

14th may 1937, PFC Daniel Tarnowski

the troop movement got bog down a ways form Lexington, tough I heard rumor there a civil war in Spain, bah I hope the socialist win and kill the Spanish monarchy, I lived under monarchy back when I was a lad in Poland and I hated it they all need to die especially the German ones (which is why it sickens me to the core where lead by a German major Von mainstene, is the Huns name )

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21st may 1937, PFC Daniel Tarnowski

yet again we took another portion of the united states to our great socialist state and with relative ease again, I also received word from my brother John over in D.C said the fighting is intense and the capitalist are dug in pretty hard but with a view bombing raids they will be deader then a Russian in a polish butcher shop. Oh and the FUCKING HUN mainstene who I will now call Main shit called us together to pray for the troops in D.C, can you believe that a fucking German protestant telling me a polish catholic to pray.

9th September 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

Sorry I haven’t been updating this In a while, we just been meeting fierce resistance lately, but I’m sure we will pull through. Oh I got promoted, mom would be so proud of me.

23rd September 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

Got word that we developed tank technology, never seen a tank before hope the 5th division will get it, and my brother’s wife received the Nobel peace prize in Agricultural chemistry, never did learn the girls name tough…..hope John is O.K.

1st October 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy what’s so fucking happy about it, my own fucking brother got shot in D.C and they’re going to ship him out to fight again in a couple weeks where he will die, and the German cock sucker got promoted to Colonel I hope the little shit dies….still not use to the artillery shells tough I heard from some of the vets of ww1 that this is child’s play, mom keep the butcher shop open for me k.

18th October 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

we lost half a division taking some god damn unimportant down because the Huns daughter lives there, what a fucking waste of life. Fell like shooting some ducks with my standard issue M1 grand, very fine rifle if I do say so myself. No word from my brothers.

19th November 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

Finally some good fucking news, we join together with 1st division and our marching our way south in the glory of all that is socialism.




26th December 1937, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

they came out of now where in the middle of the night, they my god they killed almost everyone. MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKING DEAD…….i can’t keep writing.

21st January 1938, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

it’s been some time since I update this, we got some tanks and well great news the stupid hun was killed today, apparently his own daughter was a capitalist spy ha hope she did butchers work on the shit.

25th January 1938, CPL Daniel Tarnowski

we regret to inform you that your mother Lora Tarnowski was founded murdered today in the streets of Chicago, stamped to death by an Anarchist mob. We also regret to inform you

10th March 1938, SSgt Daniel Tarnowski

A promotion and another city fell to our socialist might, Hard to believe there dead.

8th April 1938, SSgt Daniel Tarnowski

I’m writing this in the heart of Alabama, the southern united states is fixing to fall once we move on America, it’s hard to believe the CSA is already a year old man john would love this……………..John…….i need a moment

(These will pick up as more and more of Stalin’s LP come out)

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Dear president Stalin,

When I woke up on the morning of the 9th of April 1937, I had no idea of what happened last night until I looked out of my window and saw crowds of partying people all over the streets. It wasn't until I got the newspaper later that morning when I finally read the great news! We're independent! No more Washington! We're now the Pacific States of America!
I wish you well in your quest of restoring the old America. As long as you keep you hands of me and California!

Regards, an anonymous Californian.

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Seriously, these threads are getting really fucking stupid so stop posting them. You're not cute or funny. Actually try being original.

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:roll: man.....who pissed in your cereal.....were just having a little fun its not hurting you..

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Do you realise that even Stalin himself mentioned that these threads are getting really old.

Also I don't eat cereal so you fail sir.

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Jesus Christ.

That is a fantastic saying.

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i still believe i win, but i kinda like these.

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I believe I speak for all of the Syracuse province when I scream COMMIES GET OUT!! We will never allow you to march north unto our lands!
I will fight till my last drop of blood before I allow my land to fall to the hands of the Socialist pigs!

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Dear Journal,

The Second American Civil War is well under way, with the CSA gloriously marching forward in honor of Comrade Leader Stalin. I'm still wet behind the ears when it comes to war, but I hope me and this new technology known as a Tank can successfully serve our purpose as tools to Stalins great plans! Farewell for now, wish us luck as we break the backs of the foolish defenders of the Forgotten Washington DC!
Signed, Private Daniel, CSA 1st Armored Division.

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Dear Diary.


FOR SOCIALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He didn't say those were old, they were annoying as hell because people thought it was funny to do these in his FPS games, which is very dumb, for his RTS games I think it's pretty much ok.

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Dear Diary.
I just moved from Germany to the U.S. why in god's did I do something so stupid.

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FREE BEER FOR ALL GERMANS WEEK STARTS NOW.

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Dear Diary,
Today the CSA occupied the town I was living in. I hope they don't launch a Red terror.

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Dear diary

It is i Nicholas the 2nd and the bolshivikes have taken over, wait fuck wrong revolution
It is i Fat americunt and i have been surronded by COMMUNIST NAZI KENYAN JEW WORSHIP LIBERALS inside my local McDonald with fox news on, and well its not so bad.

Sincerely Glen beck of the USA.

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Dear diary,

Barry Goldwater, our beloved and never argued with leader says we should join the glorious CSA, and we hope one day we will be apart of the CSA brotherhood! Well back to the Niggerhead slave ranch...