Let this be the place for toasts hilarious and depressing Intervention. Our goal is to send him to rehab. This was not made to offend toast or anything.
I suspect this will be one thread that Toast doesn't comment on. Actually, that's probably a good way of getting him to comment on something; maybe you should've called this thread 'no Toast allowed'
Where to start with Toast, where to start at all? Toast has had many problems over the years, the most notorious being his haggis fetish in which he inserted the "food" through his anal cavities. On more than one occasion it almost culminated in his death, though, despite these events, he just can't stay away from it. My friends, along with his other addictions, such as cross-dressing, editing pictures to make famous footballers look like they have large breasts, peruvian llama porn, sheep shagging and, most notoriously, Franck Ribery, which incidentally, has a large amount of addictions connected to it, is it really any surprise that Toast is as he is?
