Ronald Raygun's personal appeal to the masses

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  1. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    I am flattered by the popular support I have received in regards to the new reforms so I will answer to the call of my people and I promise not to let anyone down!

    In order to convince you to make the right choice, I'm asking you to ask yourselves the following:
    Who would you rather be represented by? A down to earth, mature, multicultural person such as myself who has known the hardships of poverty yet knows how to wear a three piece suit or the likes of my opponents who are nothing but inexperienced, middle class, minors, no doubt nurtured in the homogeneous American suburban wasteland (offence intended).

    I promise you, my fellow forum browsing comrades, that I will do whatever it takes to make sure everyone's voice gets heard and the will of the people (whatever it may be) gets imposed.
    The only thing I'm asking of you is your understanding and complete cooperation, and I assure you justice will prevail.

    Without further ado, I ask you to think of what's best for our future and vote Ronald Raygun!



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  2. Emperor Napoleon Mr. Multi

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    Vote Ronald Raygun

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  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I would have voted for you if you didnt offend middle class americans
    slydessertfox, Jul 9, 2011
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  4. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    It was supposed to humour you, obviously I wouldn't offend two thirds of my potential voters.
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 9, 2011
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  5. Link NO SWAG

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    This guy would end all life in the universe if he could.
    Link, Jul 9, 2011
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  6. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    I know but Im voting for Link anyways
    slydessertfox, Jul 9, 2011
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  7. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    I know, isn't that awesome?

    I see you'd rather take a lump if coal over a refined diamond. Whatever floats your boat but it will be your loss.
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 9, 2011
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  8. Link NO SWAG

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    Not even lulz could justify it, man.
    Link, Jul 9, 2011
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  9. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Aha! You've been exposed as a tree hugger!

    People of the NKVD, you wouldn't want to be represented by a smelly hippie. Vote Ronald Raygun!
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 9, 2011
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  10. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    You fiend!
    slydessertfox, Jul 9, 2011
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  11. Link NO SWAG

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    How am I a tree hugger?
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  12. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    Now you can accuse him of lying! Isnt campaigning so fun with all this love and compassion :lol:
    slydessertfox, Jul 9, 2011
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  13. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    A vote for Ronald is a vote for
    RAYGUNS





    and mass extinction :D
    Lennins Beard, Jul 10, 2011
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  14. Demondaze Xenos Scum

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    Yes.
    Would be nice.
    True.
    I was in the regular urbs at one point. That place sucked hardcore.
    Demondaze, Jul 10, 2011
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  15. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Raygun, is you vow to declare war on DeviantArt, I WILL SUPPORT YOU!
    Lennins Beard, Jul 10, 2011
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  16. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    i think deviantart is a pretty cool guy
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 10, 2011
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  17. Lennins Beard Well-Known Member

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    He's harbouring weapons of mass perversion!
    Lennins Beard, Jul 10, 2011
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  18. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    He's harbouring weapons of mass perversion![/quote:1r9petc9]
    and doesn't afraid of anything
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 10, 2011
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  19. ComradeLer Proud Anti-Patriot

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    I would like to argue now that I am nether American, nor Middle class. And also that I do in fact have experience. I am, believe it or not, a former Community Assistant Moderator for the MMORPG, Wurm online ( http://wurmonline.com/ ). It had, when I left, 10'000 active players, and may I assure you that moderating a sandbox world, 516 KM in size, is far harder than anything the tribune must manage. I understand what this position entails, I understand that I will not be well liked, that people will lie, and insult me, both in front of me, and behind my back. I have been through that before, on a much larger scale. And I am prepared now. Hurrah for slander, and false accusations, by the way!
    ComradeLer, Jul 10, 2011
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  20. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    I see you don't know me well enough.

    Shh, no need being too serious just chill and play along, it's more fun that way.
    RonaldRaygun, Jul 10, 2011
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