^Nice Mine might not be super awesome to everyone, but anyway I was wandering around in Skyrim as you do when I stumbled across a dungeon. At the end, there was a very difficult boss who, when you defeat him, drops a very powerful bow and equally powerful arrows. I picked that baby up, enchanted and smithed it and here it is. Keep in mind that I'm still fairly weak in archery, smithing and enchanting, so when I buff those skills up and re-enchant this it will be much better. As it is, it still one shots almost any non-boss/powerful enemy in the game, and it takes 3 sneak shots to kill a giant.
It was even worse than this before. So I was playing as Ireland(1933) and I planned to make my country into an economic super power and then in the 50s or something I'd save the world from the evil Nazis. So things go pretty normally (and well, my economy was booming) and soon Germany is invading Poland. Everything goes normally. Germany does the Phony War, goes normally. Invades the Low Counties, goes normally. Then after invading the Netherlands and Belgium they just stop. They sit there for a month before both Spain and Portugal decide to join the fascists to spite NEITHER being less than 3 ticks from being Politically Right. So Spain and Portugal begin marching up France and the French/British do a masterful job of encircling and crushing the invading armies. I've never actually seen the AI manage to do that before. It was beautiful. France begins marching into Iberia and handling conquers the entire region and then releases both countries as Puppets. Then they send their armies into Northern Italy and take names and kick ass. They do increidbly well, so well that the Soviets decide to declare war on Germany just to be dicks. Just then you can see half the German line march into the East. Now you might be thinking, "Germany is screwed! A Three-front invasion? How could they survive?" But Germany blitzed northern France and just barely, and I mean barely, took Paris triggering the Vichy France events. However, because France owned Northern Italy it remained 'France'. Then 'Free France' formed to spite Madagascar and the French Mandate for Syria remaining. So France is puppeted by Germany, and Spain and Portugal are puppeted by France but they all remain their previous government settings. Then Britain lands in Southern Italy to fight the Italians after they kicked ass in Northern Africa. They fight their way into Central Italy until Germany just annexes the Italians to fight the British themselves. Meanwhile, the Spanish and Portuguese turned rogue and attacked the Germans. The Spanish cut a path through Northern Italy and cut off the British advance for ~5 months. They make little actual progress though. Meanwhile as well, the Germans were handing it to the Soviets. When the Soviets declared war, the Fins and Romanians joined the Germans. However they were only winning beause half the Soviet army was busy trying to conquer Eastern Europe. And they did. But not before the Germans were occupying all the Baltic States and trying to make it to St. Peter'sburg. However the Soviets barely managed to force the Fins and Romanians into puppets. So they were able to puppetize the Bulgarians and eventually the Hungarians. The combined Fin and Russian armies managed to drive back the Nazis. The British, United Stats, and the new Italian state attacked Western Europe. The Nazis were devistated in France and Low Countries, but in Italy they set up the Socialist Republic of Italy and managed to hold their ground. Yugoslavia randomly declared war on the USSR and was quickly squashed. In the end it was the Russians who annexed Germany so they got all these random provinces across Europe such as Mons in Belgium. They released Checkoslavakia and Poland as puppets. Then... The Soviet/Allied occupation zones form. The Japs randomly declared war on the US while the Germans began falling. Now, the Japanese campaign in China was a total failure. And when they attacked the US they did jack shit so the US stormed over the Japanese "Empire" with no problem. The Soviets also declared war on Japan and took Machuria/Korea. They gave random parts of Machuria to Communist China and freed Korea. The US took a small piece of China for apsolutly no reason. Also, Norway was split between the invading Soviet and British armies. America got Greenland and Iceland just 'cause. My economy was amazing by the end but sadly there was no Nazis left to save the world from. Also, the Axis still maintains a victory point to spite not existing. Some time during this Palestine rebeled and was doing pretty well for a while but was crushed by Egyptians.
Please, please tell me you aren't playing on PC and changed the name or something and that it is really named that... Please.
Sorry but I don't normally use forum features, how do you properly quote someone and embed images? Karakoran, I hate to be an ass but your post was too long and full of "meanwhile he did this while I did this and then they did that to them after he did the other thing however however meanwhile meanwhile as well" for me to understand.
Oh I forgot. Greece randomly declared war on the USSR and the Allies after the Nazis began to fall. However, the Soviets didn't get there in time and only took the Northern most part of the country. Britain and American took the Southern and Central parts for themselves.
So after six turns as the County of Averland I decided to invade a beastman temple north of me. Just to my luck I was able to hire some famous mercenaries for my siege. As I sieged the city the beastmen horde decided to sally out and attack my army which was a couple thousand strong. Their army was mostly composed of small light infantry and a couple of very effective heavy infantry(No range units as beastmen dont have any in the game)which outnumbered my troops. My army was much more organized and my general helped keep them together and their moral high from the massive attack. The beastmen were getting cut up by my spears and halberdierers and taking heavy missile fire from my crossbowmen(which didn't do much against their heavy inf). As the battle waged the beastmen decided to get their heavy infantry for a combined attack on my flanks(which mostly had crossbowmen and and a few spears) but my mercenaries held on valiantly against them, while the enemy throws their cannon fodder on my front gradually weathering it away. I decide to charge my Knights of The Blazing Sun into the beastmen formations slaughtering many of them. After the charge the beastmen retreated back into the temple and I did not hesitate to send my knights after them all the way to the square! I sent my halberdiers into the struggle for the city(Most of them being killed until one unit had 49 men and the other had one halberdierer and a drummer). The siege was a success and my army slaughtered the remaining beastmen.
Enlarge it and look at kills and deaths. I have the replays of that particular round, I might upload those later.
I think this replay is from the time I took that screenshot. And here's the same crap WITH DUBSTEP! Am I an ub3r pr0 l337 kool kid yet?
Dammit Karakoran, "to spite" isn't a phrase, and that doesn't mean anything. DESPITE is the word you are looking for.
Heres some screens of my liberation of Altdorf during my Wissenland campaign in Call Of Warhammer. My cannons laying heavy fire on the city whilst protected by some of "Grundel's defenders". My steam tanks were the first to charge the breach, this screen is when my army already stormed the city fighting any beastmen in their way. Some of my halberds and swordsmen fighting beastmen in the streets on the far left of the city. The aftermath massive slaughter that took place at the gate house and walls... The city is aflame! My warrior priest leading a final attack against the beastmen left in the city, they took very heavy casualties but won. Some of my swordsmen cheering when we slaughtered the beastmen and took the imperial capital back.
