This is a thread dedicated to my new hero!!!! This is not spam, since it is in the off-topic section and if you don't know where this came from, you should start asking.
Technically he's Japanese-American Stalin, but nevertheless, he saved the world from certain destruction, Godzilla was just there for show
This is a short song/poem that I made up... It's based on the Elven song Elbereth Gilthoniel... Dark Red! Dark Red! O Leader Great! O Ruler of the steppe lands! O deliver us our ultimate fate In snow covered thy hands!
*uses math skills to decipher code* Godzilla is greater than Stalin, but Chuck Norris is greater than Godzilla!? *can't understand... must resist....!* *HEAD EXPLOSION!*