I thought about it when I saw the latest vlog and in my greatness I thought: We need a thread about Stalins beard growing. He has a pretty small beard right now it has room for improvment. I personally thinks he needs a full beard that can rival Karl Marx's beard. Just think about it an epic full beard of great socialist justice. Like this but better.
So I have put up a bounty for some hair of Stalin's beard, so it can be added to my Stalin collection in my closest. Such items include Stalin's T Shirt fabric, Stalin's backwash from some left over soda, and some of his thrown out garbage that still needs to be sorted out..
Having a massive beard would be awesome, but wouldn't that make it difficult to speak through a headset or microphone? (Stalin uses a headset, right?) This should be considered.
This is a valid concern. It might however be possible to design his beard so that there is room for a headset to be placed in the beard, so it can still sit next to Stalins mouth. The only drawback is, of course, that he'd have to wear the headset constantly, as his beard would look ridiculous without it on.
