Those two sentences reminded me of a horrific but true story that happened to a distant friend. The words virgin, woman and magnets are all relevant.
I don't normally go to crazy drunken parties, but I ended up at a friends graduation one. There was alcohol, and there were maybe 40 people at the party were aged 17-19. A girl there was a friend of a friend, I'd spoken with her before but didn't know her that well. She's 17, and like most people at the party got mega drunk. My friend (the party host) has these buzzing magnets lying around. IMAGE. The girl remarks at how powerful they are. I don't know what possessed her to do what she did next. Probably a combination of the alcohol, euphoria from finishing school, and a desire to impress the other people at the party. She wonders if she sticks one up her anus and one up her vagina, will she be able to feel the pull? Turns out the wall separating the two isn't all that thick. She can feel the magnetic attraction between the two, and laughs. The other people at the party are weirded out, but they're too drunk to really care. Little stunt over, she tries to get them out. No matter what she does, she can't - when she tries to take one out, it's held in place by the other. She starts panicking. It turns out her parents will "kill her" if they find out she was at the party, to say nothing of the embarrassment of getting them removed at a hospital. She begs her friends at the party to help her get them out. Put it this way - it isn't an easy task, and multiple people fail. So after getting fingered in both holes by several people, my friend is finally able to get in there and rip them out like a champ. 100% true story. I had horrible horrible nightmares for a long while afterwards.
And she.. she was a virgin before this? God damn, the blood... She ripped her hymen with the magnets, or by getting other people to shove fingers in her anus and vagina? I'm sorry, I just have to know. Edit: My stomache is now aching.
