About elections

Well I could land you a metric shit ton of ASS..........
But then again there is that whole "wife" thing.

I had a full beard by my junior year of high school. You served me well. But what can you do for me now?

Well.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy

http://www.benyehuda.us/poligamy.htm

Let's do this shit.

Beast Mode: ON

Shit man, let me get my jeans unzipped first.

Stop being so slow old man.
On a more relevant note: I'd say we've effectively derailed this thread into the void eh?

Ouch, that stung. Might have to pop another Viagra to take my mind off of it.

And no, your being silly. This is completely on topic.

We are planning your campaign by planning your sex tape by planning polygamy by planning to unzip my jeans.

Gotta love unnecessary complexity.

The zipper is stuck. We need to open a zipper company in retaliation. It is the only simple way.

But we're short on funds Damn it! This means we'll have to take a bank loan!

Fuck that, let's just start our own bank.

All we have to do is start a prostitution ring to get the funds to open said bank.

I'll start kidnapping children and forcing heroin into there system ASAP.

But to get the heroine we will have to become drug lords. Then we can start human trafficking.

To get the weapons to become drug lords we will have to join the military though.

OR, you could just ask me and i can supply you with all the illegal and legal firearms needed.

Of course we'll need a desertion plan. Maybe something involving a plane.....

But we will need to learn how to hijack a plane. We will have to get in contact with Al-Qaeda.

Fuck! That means we have to reestablish contact with Che! (Too soon?)
You know what? Fuck it! We'll just use magnets to acquire the sex tape money.

Your right, that's way too much work now.

So let's just contact the Mormons to figure out how magnets work.

Sounds like a plan, just don't let them touch me.