I'll bring this back to topic: My nickname derives from one of the greatest College Basketball players of all time: Adam Morrison. He was a bust in the NBA though xD Well, that was the origin, nowadays I just like to express my worship of a fancy mustache. Allthough I'm sad that my wife does not allow me to grow mine again
When someone says they are not coming back, it means they will be gone for 3 days then come back like nothing ever happened. See Soviet.