Health Club?

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  1. 3man75 Well-Known Member

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    I was walking today by the shops in my neighborhood, when i saw this weird store i haven't seen. It was some kinda of
    nutrition store with people that were SUPER fanatical. My mom's friend from the neighborhood who i call tia {Spanish for aunty or grand mother} walks-in coincidentally and this old lady just walks up to her and talks about nutrition and how it helped her. Then she just grabbed her arm like one of those fanatical old Pasteur women and just pulled her slightly so could see more. They did more or less the same with me minus the pulling. They told me drinking coke was bad and it ruined my body {i had a coke with me} and blah blah blah. It was all just so...i can't really explain it other than these people were just really fanatical. They even got me to drink this mango-water with some chemical they said would clean up my colon. I need some advice if anyone has any info on this or this club. Here is the website of this national club thing http://www.herbalife.com/

    again any thoughts and is my English grammar getting better?

    If no to the latter could you guys help me out people get uppity with that stuff.
  2. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Tia? You fucking hick, use Nina. Jk

    They are a HUGE hit in southern california so it isn't that surprising
  3. Chives Newest Member

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    You stumbled upon a legit pyramid scheme.
    Their shit isn't actually good for you, it's just powders and acids.
    If they try to get you to sell their shit on your own, don't.
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    i drank a free sample and im freaking out cause my dad says it could hurt my body. Also 4$ for a fucking shake bro how does
    that even sound like a deal?
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    It's not, like I told you, it's a pyramid scheme.

    They started in the 70's and have been at it ever since.
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    Solid copy gay boy and thanks for the advice. Also is my sentencing getting better?
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    OP is hilarious.
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    Herbalife huh. Yea when I was little one of my mom's friends bought into that and tried to get us into it, but's it just a giant scam, don't buy in to that shit. Staying moderately healthy is pretty simple, exercise at least 3 days a week, drink alot of water and watch what you eat, thats it. You don't need any of these crazy powders or pills.
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    A cheese burger costs $4 in Aus, hell, last time I checked, a medium shake is $6. Keep in mind also that our currencies are more or less the same, and our large is your small, in terms of fast food.

    The truth is, there are a lot of fucked in things in the food that we eat, but those hippy-food places are just scams. I wouldn't worry too much about the stuff you drink harming you. Considering the type of crap they put in your American food, you probably have an immunity to cyanide by now.
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    How dare you.

    McDonald's has fought for decades to keep our shakes triple thick and under $3.
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    Our floridian people have 5 guys the best burgers in the history of the world! We
    don't need your texas shakes and longhorns!
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    5 guys is overrated.
    And a bit homoerotic.
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    Well, Coke in fact isn't benefical to your body.
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    Lettuce wraps are good but I get made fun for eating them :(
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    Is it wrong that I giggled when I read this post?
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    Don't knock it til you try it.
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    I went to 5 Guys once. They don't mess around with their fries.
  20. 3man75 Well-Known Member

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    damn right Kali!

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