Cult of Chives vs The Dutch

After the Cult of Chives openly declared war on the Dutch, the current rulers of the forums, there have been a great deal of battles (mainly a shouting match between Viking Socrates and Chives). After a stalemate has been reached, I decided that we should do this the old fashioned (and the most inefficient) way, a democratic vote. Anyway, everything else is quite self explanatory, so have fun. There is also the option if you don't give a shit, but of course, you will be seen as a traitor to the forums and thus executed by firing squad if either faction gets their hands on you.

If Chives get's a cult then I demand a harem.

Wait, you skipped Fall Weiß! What are you going to do about the Commies, Chives?

Seems like I'm the only person who thinks Stalin should rule the forum.

Clearly the majority realizes who the rightful leader is.

Kali?

So it seems.

Kali ofc.

So far Chives is the only person who voted for Chives. I guess that cult of his is all sleeping.
Speaking of which, I'm supposed to wake up in a few hours.

I don't understand why you changed the poll to include Kali instead of "Don't give a shit" @Chives.

And the only person to vote for the Dutch is a traitor.

And I changed it to prove a point.
The point is proving itself right now.

That Kali is more popular than both you and the dutch?

There's a reason it's the Cult of Chives.

Maybe you guys need to take a step back.

Are you planning on a suicide ritual?

Or maybe I'm doing like I said.
I'm proving a point.

I give up, tell me what it is.

It's plain as day, look at the poll.

Then look again in a few days, see if you get it then.

... *sniff*

But... We were once the same people.

Kali is the all time ruler of the forums! Thus making him the new NKVD clan ruler!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

@Kali Before you give me orders I have already taken it care of, the solid gold sheep statue is being constructed by the Middle Class of Bulgaria as we speak.

I have sided with the Cult of Chives, what happens now?