Why would I care about what Magnum P.I. thinks? Phoenix Wright is infinitely more awesome, and if that's not enough, at least Detective Gumshoe is a proper detective.
This has to be the weirdest fucking court-room ever, the judge is an illegal immigrant, we got a guy with weird eyebrows shouting southpark references, chuck norris and tom sellick arguing, a boxer talking about Denny crane, and a pineapple that can manage to look like a badass with sunglasses. And not to mention the defense are a fox and Nixon with an afro. Where the fuck is alex tran?
Are you saying he's escaped the nightmare courtroom? Can we get our illegal immigrant friend to issue a warrant?
I am sure he is crying in the corner because he is scared of what is going on right now, this is quickly becoming the lord of the flies, I have this picture in my mind of a weird party going on in the court room filled with zebras and sex dolls, and what appears to be Saddam Hussen dry-humping the flag of Tibet.
The honorable Mr. Mosh would like to ask where the defendant is? Perhaps we should hold him in contempt?
