Ancient History

Discussion in 'Historical Events Coffee House' started by GeneralofCarthage, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2011
    Message Count:
    6,865
    Likes Received:
    1,923
    Trophy Points:
    183
    Location:
    Gensokyo
    You should start calling yourself a dinosaur. Ricosaurus Rex. In fact by my new decree as your Queen, all Dutch people are now badass dinosaurs.
  2. UnitRico Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2011
    Message Count:
    4,737
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    Trophy Points:
    193
    Location:
    Pangaea
    I am now enlightened.
    DutchMasterRace likes this.
  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    Do I even have to tell you why this post was stupid. You said it yourself. You had a concussion a head injury. That basically throws out the window any experience you could have had.

    And you know, I dreamed I was having sex with some random girl and really thought I was there, so obviously that means the dream was true and I was indeed having sex with a girl by your logic.
  4. UnitRico Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2011
    Message Count:
    4,737
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    Trophy Points:
    193
    Location:
    Pangaea
    Oh you sneaky bastard, stealing my unbeatable wet-dream-argument! How dare you!
    slydessertfox likes this.
  5. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    I have actually had those dreams before though, like you.
  6. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 16, 2011
    Message Count:
    2,029
    Likes Received:
    188
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Ankara
    Thanks for shitting on my beliefs and insulting me in two statements. You basically copied what Rico and Chelsea said. Good Job.
    And Rico and Sly, you dirty perverts
  7. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    Please explain how yo can use the argument "i sustained a concussion and saw Jesus" without expecting people to see how blatantly obvious it is that it is your mind playing tricks on you while you had a CONCUSSION?
    Many people have these dreams. We are not the only ones. It's a dream. It's not like I am masturbating to a child porn video.
  8. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 16, 2011
    Message Count:
    2,029
    Likes Received:
    188
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Ankara
    Well I haven't. I KNOW I HAD A CONCUSSION BUT IT WAS A SERIOUS ONE AND I COULD HAVE DIED IN THE PROCESS SO IT WAS GOD SENDING ME A MESSAGE THAT I HAD NOT LIVED THE WAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO! Plus you weren't in my mind.
  9. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    One of the symptoms of concussions are hallucinating. And you have to have a pretty terrible concussion for it to be life threatening.
  10. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2011
    Message Count:
    6,865
    Likes Received:
    1,923
    Trophy Points:
    183
    Location:
    Gensokyo
    Bit of advice Gen, never use that concussion story in an argument again, for your sake. You saw God and Jesus because you wanted to. You are a firm believer in it so when your head sustained damage it hallucinated that. Your brain controls all senses, what you see, smell, feel, hear and taste. If something traumatizes it then you can actually see, physically feel, smell, taste and hear things that are not real and they will seem as real as when you respond to this thread.
  11. UnitRico Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2011
    Message Count:
    4,737
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    Trophy Points:
    193
    Location:
    Pangaea
    Oh, not the dreams. Millions of people have shared dreams like these. I was talking about the argument itself. Surely you could've picked something else. Tsk, tsk, I say. Tsk tsk indeed.

    While he could've brought it more subtly, he's still right. Your argument for a supernatural being are vague dreams you had while suffering from illness or head damage. Those aren't valid arguments, and we're merely calling you out on it. You're attributing something higher to mere dreams, we're trying to explain why that doesn't make sense, and that dreams are not to be believed.

    Actually, you dream while unconscious. Therefore, my conscious being (as in, me) has very little to do with what I dream. And seeing as being perverted can only be achieved while conscious, I am not a pervert because of wet dreams I had. Not denying I'm not a pervert, though. But you'd have to talk to me after a night out for more of that (don't worry, I don't get incredibly drunk). Actually, that's not needed, give me a statement and I can probably make it into something sexual.

    For this one time, I'll believe you. But don't come crying to me when you find yourself sticking to your sheets at some point.

    Oh, and seeing as the argument is heating up, I'll state right now that the above sentence is meant as a joke. Just saying.

    Which is exactly our point. Your head was so messed up the dreams and visions became very real to you. I mean, to most people, an argument like this makes as much sense as saying you had a religious experience after smoking one or two joints.

    Wait, what do you mean with that?


    Well, if you're hit in the wrong areas, I can see how it can be pretty damn threatening. And now that I think about it (and this is a genuine question, not meant to be insulting), Carthage, seeing as it was a serious concussion, did you end up with permanent damage from it?

    Guys, guys, slow down, I can't type fast enough to keep up with you =[
    slydessertfox likes this.
  12. Chelsea366 Retired Moderator

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2011
    Message Count:
    6,865
    Likes Received:
    1,923
    Trophy Points:
    183
    Location:
    Gensokyo
    I am a firm believer in Christianity too but you have to realize that not everything is a sign. I have also had a concussion, nasty things, my head slammed into a brick wall and for a little while I couldn't even hold my head up straight on my own. Head injuries can cause all kinds of stuff, including what you saw.
  13. UnholyKnight800 Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2011
    Message Count:
    3,003
    Likes Received:
    290
    Trophy Points:
    133
    Location:
    That house
  14. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 16, 2011
    Message Count:
    2,029
    Likes Received:
    188
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Ankara
    No, I was out from basketball for about a month.
  15. UnitRico Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2011
    Message Count:
    4,737
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    Trophy Points:
    193
    Location:
    Pangaea
    Hmm, that's a pretty quick recovery, then. And quite lucky as well.
  16. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    It more than likely was not a concussion you could have died from if you were only out for a month. That's like the equivalent of an NFL player being out for 2 weeks.
    Chelsea366 likes this.
  17. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Sep 16, 2011
    Message Count:
    2,029
    Likes Received:
    188
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    Ankara
    Not really considering I missed the rest of the season which is about a month
  18. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2011
    Message Count:
    11,853
    Likes Received:
    1,425
    Trophy Points:
    373
    Location:
    Mars
    When were you fully recovered? Were you fully recovered in a month?
  19. bender Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Jan 21, 2012
    Message Count:
    1,036
    Likes Received:
    409
    Trophy Points:
    124
    Location:
    norway
    once when i had pneumonia i hallucinated that a spider the size of a basketball was decending next to my head.
    slydessertfox likes this.
  20. UnitRico Well-Known Member

    Member Since:
    Feb 14, 2011
    Message Count:
    4,737
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    Trophy Points:
    193
    Location:
    Pangaea
    I tried looking it up on Google to see if there were spiders that large, but all I could find were pictures of a little kid in a Spiderman costume.

Share This Page

Facebook: